2019 auction recap

Bud Light Berto

Bud Light Berto · Balanced

C+

Bud Light Berto is a 12-pack with Saquon Barkley for $76 taped to the side and a lineup that still has to survive last call. Bud Light Berto left $11 on the table, which is not discipline so much as a night they got tired of raising. Bud Light Berto left the auction without a quarterback, which is a choice, and also a cry for help with better lighting. Bud Light Berto will look brilliant in a screenshot and worse in a box score.

Captain Kamaraca

Derek_Limesand · Studs and duds

B-

Captain Kamaraca bought Alvin Kamara for $70 the way people buy a gym membership in January: loudly, and with a speech nobody requested. Captain Kamaraca was in on Bears D/ST at nomination 4, a defense that early being a bit that got out of the group chat. Captain Kamaraca put $126 on Alvin Kamara and Le'Veon Bell, then asked the dollar bin to block. Somebody had to be the plot, and Captain Kamaraca filled out the form in ink.

Team Randy

stark lake · Balanced

B-

Team Randy skipped the slogan and went straight to Christian McCaffrey for $70, subtlety not being in the auction, and neither were they. Team Randy collected 7 dollar players, which is not depth so much as a clearance rack with hope in the pockets. Team Randy dropped 35 percent of the night on Christian McCaffrey, which is a monument with a prayer taped to the base. Team Randy will mention the value until the value has to play.

1990s Buffalo Bills used Ezekiel Elliott for $63 as a personality and the rest of the roster as set dressing. 1990s Buffalo Bills got Philip Rivers at $1, which is either smash or a public bet that streaming is a personality. 1990s Buffalo Bills has no tight end, so the position is a rumor they will try to start anyway. 1990s Buffalo Bills gave confidence a budget and depth a shrug.

Team fantasm

jobcojim · Balanced

B-

Team fantasm appeared long enough to buy Davante Adams for $58, then left a cold spot where a bench used to be. Team fantasm paid $1 for Dan Bailey before the room had even finished pretending to be serious. The desk is not saying Team fantasm cannot work, only that it will be loud when they do not.

12 Yards to the Toilet

SMOKIE-OKIE · Balanced

B-

12 Yards to the Toilet spent like somebody was watching, and somebody was: the group chat, with Michael Thomas for $57 on tape. 12 Yards to the Toilet's running back room is Joe Mixon and Devonta Freeman, which is one turf toe from a philosophical crisis. 12 Yards to the Toilet autodrafted Ben Roethlisberger for $1, and even the robot sounded tired. 12 Yards to the Toilet did not draft to feel normal, they overshot the assignment.

Chubby Johnson

HadleyBall75 · Balanced

B

Chubby Johnson paid for David Johnson for $52 like the standings were already printed, and they are not, they are waiting with a highlighter. Chubby Johnson spent every last dollar and still looks underinsured. Chubby Johnson bought Jared Goff and Kyler Murray, two answers to a question that did not need a sequel. Chubby Johnson bought a ceiling and forgot the floor takes mail.

Team Larson

AJL478 · Balanced

C+

Team Larson nominated themselves for luck and then spent real money on Todd Gurley II for $50, luck not having RSVP'd. Team Larson paid $1 for Tom Brady and will talk about value until the bye week files a complaint. Team Larson is one injury report on Tom Brady ($1) away from a TED Talk titled "we liked the upside." The paddle won for Team Larson, and the roster still has to clock in.

Bye Week

aaron.r.schulte@gmail.com · Balanced

B

Bye Week bought James Conner for $46 on a night they branded as time off, the bye being the personality and the receipt being the alibi. Bye Week maxed the $200, which is still broke when the bye weeks hit. Bye Week hit $0 leftover, which is a flex until somebody gets hurt. File Bye Week under expensive certainty, complimentary chaos.

Seeing Ghosts Out There

01janson86 · Balanced

B-

Seeing Ghosts Out There put Unknown for $46 on the credit card and called it process, process being what you say when you do not have depth. Seeing Ghosts Out There collected 2 wideouts and called it a room, so Cooper Kupp will now be asked to be three people. Seeing Ghosts Out There drafted a feeling and called it a roster.

Team Even the Losers

rkstocke5609@comcast.net · Balanced

B

Team Even the Losers put the Tom Petty paperwork on Dalvin Cook for $45 and waited for the chorus to do the blocking. Team Even the Losers did not purchase a plan B, so plan B is the waiver wire with opinions.

Mourning Mayfield

ESPNFAN4802032095 · Balanced

B-

Mourning Mayfield treated the auction like a talent show and Mike Evans for $42 like the only act that rehearsed. Mourning Mayfield rostered Baker Mayfield plus Matt Ryan because they do not trust the first one, the schedule, or themselves. Mourning Mayfield spent quarterback money twice (Baker Mayfield, Matt Ryan) like the position was going out of stock. Sunday will arrive for Mourning Mayfield , and the apology is already in draft form.