Week 1 recap

Send Help (espnfan5899897207) draws Bud Light Berto (Bud Light Berto). The board is blank on purpose. The Packers would already have a script. The Vikings would already have an excuse.

Week 1 slate: Bye Week against Lamb Slaughterhouse. The Packers would already have a script; this league is still stretching. The Packers would already have a script. The Vikings would already have an excuse.

Week 1 slate: Team D against The Hitmen. The Packers would already have a script; this league is still stretching. The Packers would already have a script. The Vikings would already have an excuse.

Even the Losers visits Mediocre Bacon Slinger this week. Kickoff has not punched a clock. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.

Team Fantasm is on the road against Team Randy. No points, no collapse, no documentary. Yet. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.

Team Name TBD vs Barn Burners is still in the parking lot. Nobody has scored. A 0-0 is not a result until Sunday actually happens. Lambeau energy: make a plan and keep it. Purple energy: hope and a horn.