Even the Losers 101.3-84.7 Mediocre Bacon Slinger
1-0 / 0-1
Even the Losers beat Mediocre Bacon Slinger 101.3-84.7. Lambeau energy: make a plan and keep it. Purple energy: hope and a horn.
The desk
Week 14 recap
League of Champions/2022 · Week 14ESPN
League desk
Week 14 is in the books. SKOL is not a strategy, and neither is hoping the other guy misses. Bud Light Berto posted the high score at 103.8. Closest matchup: Barn Burners vs The Hitmen (1.7 pts).
Winners
Even the Losers, Bud Light Berto, Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs, Bye Week, The Hitmen, and Team Randy
Losers
Mediocre Bacon Slinger, Pitts of Despair, Team Fantasm, Greener Pastures, Barn Burners, and Send Help
Biggest win
Team Fantasm 51 - 103 Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs
52 point margin
Closest matchup
Barn Burners 70 - 71.7 The Hitmen
1.7 point margin
Top scorers
- Trevor Lawrence · QB · The Hitmen33.4
- Jalen Hurts · QB · Bud Light Berto30.4
- Evan Engram · TE · Bye Week28.2
- Miles Sanders · RB · Greener Pastures27.5
- Christian McCaffrey · RB · Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs27.3
How the matchups went
Pitts of Despair 55.8-103.8 Bud Light Berto
0-1 / 1-0
Bud Light Berto handled Pitts of Despair 103.8-55.8. That is Packers football: take the lead, keep the lead, go home.
Team Fantasm 51-103 Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs
0-1 / 1-0
Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs handled Team Fantasm 103-51. The Packers would have enjoyed this. The Vikings would have called it a learning experience.
Bye Week 89.8-81.7 Greener Pastures
1-0 / 0-1
Bye Week beat Greener Pastures 89.8-81.7. The Packers would already have a script. The Vikings would already have an excuse.
Barn Burners 70-71.7 The Hitmen
0-1 / 1-0
The Hitmen squeaked past Barn Burners 71.7-70. Minnesota energy: loud until it mattered, then a new documentary about what went wrong.
Team Randy 78.2-60.5 Send Help
1-0 / 0-1
Team Randy beat Send Help 78.2-60.5. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.
NFL highlights
Regular Season · Week 14
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final
Las Vegas Raiders16
Los Angeles Rams17Final
New York Jets12
Buffalo Bills20Final
Cleveland Browns10
Cincinnati Bengals23Final
Houston Texans23
Dallas Cowboys27Final
Minnesota Vikings23
Detroit Lions34Final
Jacksonville Jaguars36
Tennessee Titans22Final
Philadelphia Eagles48
New York Giants22Final
Baltimore Ravens16
Pittsburgh Steelers14Final
Kansas City Chiefs34
Denver Broncos28Final
Tampa Bay Buccaneers7
San Francisco 49ers35Final
Carolina Panthers30
Seattle Seahawks24Final
Miami Dolphins17
Los Angeles Chargers23Final
New England Patriots27
Arizona Cardinals13LV @ LAR · Recap
Baker cooks: Newcomer Mayfield rallies Rams past Vegas 17-16
— Baker Mayfield was waived by Carolina on Monday and claimed by the Los Angeles Rams on Tuesday. After a cross-country flight, he got one short practice with his new team on Wednesday.
NYJ @ BUF · Recap
AFC-leading Bills overcome elements, beat White, Jets 20-12
— Greg Rousseau and the Buffalo Bills didn’t want to let down Von Miller.
CLE @ CIN · Recap
Burrow, Bengals top Browns 23-10 for 5th straight win
— Joe Burrow did enough offensively, and the Bengals' defense stepped up to end the Browns' recent domination of the Battle of Ohio.
HOU @ DAL · Recap
Cowboys score late to avoid major upset, beat Texans 27-23
— Dak Prescott stood on his own goal line with a second chance, moments after throwing an interception that had given the hapless Houston Texans a great chance to finish off a shocker.
MIN @ DET · Recap
Goff helps surging Lions beat division-leading Vikings 34-23
— Jared Goff dropped back behind an offensive line that gave him plenty of time and threw deep twice, taking advantage of big-play receivers the Detroit Lions added for him this season.
JAX @ TEN · Recap
Lawrence throws 3 TDs, Jags end skid in beating Titans 36-22
— Visiting Music City has been nothing but misery and agony for the Jacksonville Jaguars for too many years.