Even the Losers 87.2-72.2 Mediocre Bacon Slinger
1-0 / 0-1
Even the Losers beat Mediocre Bacon Slinger 87.2-72.2. Lambeau energy: make a plan and keep it. Purple energy: hope and a horn.
The desk
Week 14 recap
League of Champions/2023 · Week 14ESPN
League desk
Week 14 is in the books. SKOL is not a strategy, and neither is hoping the other guy misses. The Hitmen posted the high score at 133.1. Closest matchup: Team Randy vs Send Help (3 pts).
Winners
Even the Losers, Bud Light Berto, Team Fantasm, Greener Pastures, The Hitmen, and Send Help
Losers
Mediocre Bacon Slinger, Team D, Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs, Bye Week, Barn Burners, and Team Randy
Biggest win
Barn Burners 67.2 - 133.1 The Hitmen
65.9 point margin
Closest matchup
Team Randy 81.9 - 84.8 Send Help
3 point margin
Top scorers
- Lamar Jackson · QB · The Hitmen31.6
- Deebo Samuel · WR · The Hitmen27
- Justin Fields · QB · Bye Week24.7
- Jake Browning · QB · Bud Light Berto23.7
- Raheem Mostert · RB · Team Fantasm22
How the matchups went
Team D 75.9-87 Bud Light Berto
0-1 / 1-0
Bud Light Berto beat Team D 87-75.9. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.
Team Fantasm 92.1-70.9 Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs
1-0 / 0-1
Team Fantasm beat Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs 92.1-70.9. The Packers would already have a script. The Vikings would already have an excuse.
Bye Week 96-109.7 Greener Pastures
0-1 / 1-0
Greener Pastures beat Bye Week 109.7-96. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.
Barn Burners 67.2-133.1 The Hitmen
0-1 / 1-0
The Hitmen handled Barn Burners 133.1-67.2. Lambeau-coded. No drama. Just a win that looked like it had a plan.
Team Randy 81.9-84.8 Send Help
0-1 / 1-0
Send Help squeaked past Team Randy 84.8-81.9. Close games are where Green Bay stays boring on purpose and Minnesota starts a podcast.
NFL highlights
Regular Season · Week 14
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final
New England Patriots21
Pittsburgh Steelers18Final
Tampa Bay Buccaneers29
Atlanta Falcons25Final
Detroit Lions13
Chicago Bears28Final
Indianapolis Colts14
Cincinnati Bengals34Final
Jacksonville Jaguars27
Cleveland Browns31Final
Carolina Panthers6
New Orleans Saints28Final
Houston Texans6
New York Jets30Final/OT
Los Angeles Rams31
Baltimore Ravens37Final
Minnesota Vikings3
Las Vegas Raiders0Final
Seattle Seahawks16
San Francisco 49ers28Final
Buffalo Bills20
Kansas City Chiefs17Final
Denver Broncos24
Los Angeles Chargers7Final
Philadelphia Eagles13
Dallas Cowboys33Final
Tennessee Titans28
Miami Dolphins27Final
Green Bay Packers22
New York Giants24NE @ PIT · Recap
Bailey Zappe throws for 3 TDs, Patriots damage Steelers' playoff hopes with 21-18 win
— The wins used to come so easy and so often for David Andrews early in his career with the New England Patriots, the veteran center barely noticed them.
TB @ ATL · Recap
Otton hauls in 11-yard scoring pass with 31 seconds left. Bucs beat Falcons 29-25
— Baker Mayfield knew the Falcons would be devoting plenty of attention to Mike Evans and Chris Godwin.
DET @ CHI · Recap
Justin Fields leads Bears to 28-13 win over NFC North-leading Lions
— The Chicago Bears could be excused for experiencing a few flashbacks as the final stretch unfolded with another comfortable lead over the Detroit Lions.
IND @ CIN · Recap
Backup QB Jake Browning shines again as Bengals pound Colts 34-14 to stay in playoff mix
— In a span of six days, Jake Browning has gone from Joe Burrow's little-known backup to the potential savior of the Bengals' season.
JAX @ CLE · Recap
Joe Flacco throws 3 TD passes, Browns pick Trevor Lawrence 3 times in 31-27 win vs Jags
— When Joe Flacco arrived three weeks ago, Browns star Myles Garrett had his suspicions about what the 38-year-old quarterback had left.
CAR @ NO · Recap
Derek Carr overcomes recent injuries and rough start, leads Saints past Panthers 28-6
— Derek Carr sounded determined not to dwell on any dysfunction evident within the Saints' offense after New Orleans overcame three shaky quarters and did enough to defeat the team with the NFL's worst record.