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League history
2025
Lamb Slaughterhouse · 11-6 · 1598.6 PF
Hardware in 2025 went to Lamb Slaughterhouse (11-6).
Champion
2024
Bye Week · 11-6 · 1682.8 PF
Bye Week took 2024 at 11-6 with 1682.8 PF, messy and loud, and somehow holding the trophy.
Champion
2023
Team Randy · 11-6 · 1758 PF
Team Randy won 2023 the way a raccoon takes a dumpster: 11-6, 1758 PF, and no apology.
Champion
2022
Mediocre Bacon Slinger · 11-6 · 1677.4 PF
Crown Mediocre Bacon Slinger in 2022 (11-6, 1677.4 PF).
Champion
2021
Team Randy · 11-6 · 1753.9 PF
Team Randy hoisted 2021 with 1753.9 PF and a 11-6 mark.
Champion
2020
Even the Losers · 12-4 · 1548.6 PF
2020 ended with Even the Losers wearing the belt.
Champion
2019
1990s Buffalo Bills · 9-7 · 1438.4 PF
2019’s champion is 1990s Buffalo Bills, 9-7 and 1438.4 on the season, which is adorable if you spent September acting like the format was personal.
Champion
2018
Whats Hunt Mahomie? · 12-4 · 1837.7 PF
2018 belongs to Whats Hunt Mahomie?.
Champion
2025 in review
Hardware in 2025 went to Lamb Slaughterhouse (11-6). The algorithm did not owe them a parade. They took one anyway. 2025’s points title went to Mediocre Bacon Slinger (1761.4). The actual title went elsewhere, on purpose. Dead last in 2025: Team D, 6-11. You cannot tank that specifically by accident.
Champion
1st
Lamb Slaughterhouse
ESPNFAN1783567051 · 11-6
Runner-up
2nd
Bye Week
aaron.r.schulte@gmail.com · 9-8
Third
3rd
Send Help
espnfan5899897207 · 12-5
2025 standings
| # | Team | W-L | PF | PA | Streak |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lamb Slaughterhouse ESPNFAN1783567051 | 11-6 | 1598.6 | 1458 | W4 |
| 2 | Bye Week aaron.r.schulte@gmail.com | 9-8 | 1578.2 | 1562.2 | L1 |
| 3 | Send Help espnfan5899897207 | 12-5 | 1604.1 | 1427.7 | W1 |
| 4 |  Even the Losers rkstocke5609@comcast.net | 8-9 | 1614.9 | 1590.2 | L2 |
| 5 |  Mediocre Bacon Slinger HadleyBall75 | 10-7 | 1761.4 | 1674.3 | W2 |
| 6 |  Bud Light Berto Bud Light Berto | 9-8 | 1509.6 | 1621 | L1 |
| 7 |  Team Randy stark lake | 7-10 | 1599.1 | 1622.8 | W1 |
| 8 |  Team Name TBD 5674petersm | 8-9 | 1646 | 1584.9 | L3 |
| 9 |  Team Fantasm jobcojim | 7-10 | 1437.8 | 1538.7 | W2 |
| 10 |  The Hitmen hamby99 | 8-9 | 1511.4 | 1468.9 | L1 |
| 11 |  Barn Burners Ad_Noll | 7-10 | 1468.5 | 1538.6 | W1 |
| 12 |  Team D kdewall05 | 6-11 | 1373.7 | 1616 | L4 |