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League history
2025
Lamb Slaughterhouse · 11-6 · 1598.6 PF
Hardware in 2025 went to Lamb Slaughterhouse (11-6).
Champion
2024
Bye Week · 11-6 · 1682.8 PF
Bye Week took 2024 at 11-6 with 1682.8 PF, messy and loud, and somehow holding the trophy.
Champion
2023
Team Randy · 11-6 · 1758 PF
Team Randy won 2023 the way a raccoon takes a dumpster: 11-6, 1758 PF, and no apology.
Champion
2022
Mediocre Bacon Slinger · 11-6 · 1677.4 PF
Crown Mediocre Bacon Slinger in 2022 (11-6, 1677.4 PF).
Champion
2021
Team Randy · 11-6 · 1753.9 PF
Team Randy hoisted 2021 with 1753.9 PF and a 11-6 mark.
Champion
2020
Even the Losers · 12-4 · 1548.6 PF
2020 ended with Even the Losers wearing the belt.
Champion
2019
1990s Buffalo Bills · 9-7 · 1438.4 PF
2019’s champion is 1990s Buffalo Bills, 9-7 and 1438.4 on the season, which is adorable if you spent September acting like the format was personal.
Champion
2018
Whats Hunt Mahomie? · 12-4 · 1837.7 PF
2018 belongs to Whats Hunt Mahomie?.
Champion
2020 in review
2020 ended with Even the Losers wearing the belt. The record was 12-4. The group chat never recovered. 2020 kept Bud Light Berto cold. January still asked for ID. 2020 packed Mourning Mayfield a cellar at 2-14. Gravity did not do that. A roster did.
Champion
1st
Even the Losers
rkstocke5609@comcast.net · 12-4
Runner-up
2nd
The Hitmen
AJL478 · 8-8
Third
3rd
The Seel Is Broken
5674petersm · 9-7
2020 standings
| # | Team | W-L | PF | PA | Streak |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Even the Losers rkstocke5609@comcast.net | 12-4 | 1548.6 | 1452.9 | W6 |
| 2 | The Hitmen AJL478 | 8-8 | 1514.2 | 1387 | L1 |
| 3 | The Seel Is Broken 5674petersm | 9-7 | 1554.1 | 1417.3 | W1 |
| 4 |  Mr Unlimited 01janson86 | 9-7 | 1404.9 | 1453.2 | L2 |
| 5 |  Bye Week aaron.r.schulte@gmail.com | 9-7 | 1621.9 | 1556.5 | W2 |
| 6 |  Mediocre Bacon Slinger HadleyBall75 | 11-5 | 1593.7 | 1371.9 | L1 |
| 7 |  Team Fantasm jobcojim | 8-8 | 1448.5 | 1485.2 | W1 |
| 8 |  Bud Light Berto Bud Light Berto | 9-7 | 1477.8 | 1450.7 | L3 |
| 9 |  Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs Derek_Limesand | 7-9 | 1431.5 | 1431.9 | W2 |
| 10 |  Team Randy stark lake | 6-10 | 1330.2 | 1488.7 | L1 |
| 11 |  Did you CeeDee'z? SMOKIE-OKIE | 6-10 | 1307.9 | 1426.9 | W1 |
| 12 |  Mourning Mayfield ESPNFAN4802032095 | 2-14 | 1377.3 | 1688.2 | L4 |