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League history
2025
Lamb Slaughterhouse · 11-6 · 1598.6 PF
Hardware in 2025 went to Lamb Slaughterhouse (11-6).
Champion
2024
Bye Week · 11-6 · 1682.8 PF
Bye Week took 2024 at 11-6 with 1682.8 PF, messy and loud, and somehow holding the trophy.
Champion
2023
Team Randy · 11-6 · 1758 PF
Team Randy won 2023 the way a raccoon takes a dumpster: 11-6, 1758 PF, and no apology.
Champion
2022
Mediocre Bacon Slinger · 11-6 · 1677.4 PF
Crown Mediocre Bacon Slinger in 2022 (11-6, 1677.4 PF).
Champion
2021
Team Randy · 11-6 · 1753.9 PF
Team Randy hoisted 2021 with 1753.9 PF and a 11-6 mark.
Champion
2020
Even the Losers · 12-4 · 1548.6 PF
2020 ended with Even the Losers wearing the belt.
Champion
2019
1990s Buffalo Bills · 9-7 · 1438.4 PF
2019’s champion is 1990s Buffalo Bills, 9-7 and 1438.4 on the season, which is adorable if you spent September acting like the format was personal.
Champion
2018
Whats Hunt Mahomie? · 12-4 · 1837.7 PF
2018 belongs to Whats Hunt Mahomie?.
Champion
2026 in review
The 2026 trophy is still packed in bubble wrap. Do not let that stop anyone from writing a concession speech in Notes. Bye Week is currently playing 2026 like they paid the invoice, sitting 5-0. Team Randy is currently playing like the invoice bounced (1-4). SKOL in 2026 still means “we will find a new way to not finish the job.”
Champion
1st
Bye Week
aaron.r.schulte@gmail.com · 5-0
Runner-up
2nd
Team Fantasm
jobcojim · 4-1
Third
3rd
Bud Light Berto
Bud Light Berto · 4-1
2026 standings
| # | Team | W-L | Bonus | PF | PA | Streak |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Bye Week aaron.r.schulte@gmail.com | 5-0 | 0 | 528.1 | 395.6 | W5 |
| 2 | Team Fantasm jobcojim | 4-1 | 0 | 517.6 | 477.4 | L1 |
| 3 | Bud Light Berto Bud Light Berto | 4-1 | 0 | 510.2 | 455 | W3 |
| 4 |  Even the Losers rkstocke5609@comcast.net | 3-2 | 0 | 480.5 | 419.6 | W1 |
| 5 |  Mediocre Bacon Slinger HadleyBall75 | 3-2 | 0 | 404.7 | 428.7 | W2 |
| 6 |  Njigbas with attitude 5674petersm | 2-3 | 0 | 534.1 | 492 | W1 |
| 7 |  Send Help espnfan5899897207 | 2-3 | 0 | 515.9 | 440.4 | L1 |
| 8 |  What is Love Ad_Noll | 2-3 | 0 | 451 | 479.7 | L1 |
| 9 |  Lamb Slaughterhouse ESPNFAN1783567051 | 2-3 | 0 | 428.1 | 443.8 | W1 |
| 10 |  The Hitmen hamby99 | 1-4 | 0 | 428.5 | 583.4 | L4 |
| 11 |  Team D kdewall05 | 1-4 | 0 | 428.5 | 450.6 | L2 |
| 12 |  Team Randy stark lake | 1-4 | 0 | 351.9 | 513 | L2 |