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League history
2025
Lamb Slaughterhouse · 11-6 · 1598.6 PF
Hardware in 2025 went to Lamb Slaughterhouse (11-6).
Champion
2024
Bye Week · 11-6 · 1682.8 PF
Bye Week took 2024 at 11-6 with 1682.8 PF, messy and loud, and somehow holding the trophy.
Champion
2023
Team Randy · 11-6 · 1758 PF
Team Randy won 2023 the way a raccoon takes a dumpster: 11-6, 1758 PF, and no apology.
Champion
2022
Mediocre Bacon Slinger · 11-6 · 1677.4 PF
Crown Mediocre Bacon Slinger in 2022 (11-6, 1677.4 PF).
Champion
2021
Team Randy · 11-6 · 1753.9 PF
Team Randy hoisted 2021 with 1753.9 PF and a 11-6 mark.
Champion
2020
Even the Losers · 12-4 · 1548.6 PF
2020 ended with Even the Losers wearing the belt.
Champion
2019
1990s Buffalo Bills · 9-7 · 1438.4 PF
2019’s champion is 1990s Buffalo Bills, 9-7 and 1438.4 on the season, which is adorable if you spent September acting like the format was personal.
Champion
2018
Whats Hunt Mahomie? · 12-4 · 1837.7 PF
2018 belongs to Whats Hunt Mahomie?.
Champion
2024 in review
Bye Week took 2024 at 11-6 with 1682.8 PF, messy and loud, and somehow holding the trophy. 2024 let Team Fantasm appear, disappear, and leave a cold spot where a running back used to be. Lamb Slaughterhouse collected the 2024 cellar at 6-11. The standings needed a caption. They volunteered.
Champion
1st
Bye Week
aaron.r.schulte@gmail.com · 11-6
Runner-up
2nd
Team Name TBD
5674petersm · 9-8
Third
3rd
Mediocre Bacon Slinger
HadleyBall75 · 9-8
2024 standings
| # | Team | W-L | PF | PA | Streak |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Bye Week aaron.r.schulte@gmail.com | 11-6 | 1682.8 | 1610.7 | W6 |
| 2 | Team Name TBD 5674petersm | 9-8 | 1651.9 | 1667.7 | L1 |
| 3 | Mediocre Bacon Slinger HadleyBall75 | 9-8 | 1688.2 | 1614.5 | W1 |
| 4 |  Team Randy stark lake | 11-6 | 1707 | 1473.9 | L2 |
| 5 |  Barn Burners Ad_Noll | 11-6 | 1863.1 | 1729.1 | W2 |
| 6 |  Bud Light Berto Bud Light Berto | 8-9 | 1417 | 1609.3 | L1 |
| 7 |  Send Help espnfan5899897207 | 8-9 | 1641.2 | 1584.6 | W1 |
| 8 |  The Hitmen hamby99 | 9-8 | 1508 | 1621.1 | L3 |
| 9 |  Team Fantasm jobcojim | 5-12 | 1521.9 | 1645.5 | W2 |
| 10 |  Team D kdewall05 | 8-9 | 1571.6 | 1635.7 | L1 |
| 11 |  Even the Losers rkstocke5609@comcast.net | 7-10 | 1511.7 | 1471.3 | W1 |
| 12 |  Lamb Slaughterhouse ESPNFAN1783567051 | 6-11 | 1368.4 | 1469.3 | L3 |