Mediocre Bacon Slinger 115.8-115.5 Bud Light Berto
1-0 / 0-1
Mediocre Bacon Slinger squeaked past Bud Light Berto 115.8-115.5. A one-score game is where the Vikings usually file the paperwork for another collapse.
The desk
Week 9 recap
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League desk
Week 9 is in the books. The Packers remain the house standard. The Vikings remain available as a warning label. Mediocre Bacon Slinger posted the high score at 115.8. Closest matchup: Mediocre Bacon Slinger vs Bud Light Berto (0.3 pts).
Winners
Mediocre Bacon Slinger, Team D, Bye Week, Send Help, Lamb Slaughterhouse, and The Hitmen
Losers
Bud Light Berto, Team Randy, Team Name TBD, Barn Burners, Team Fantasm, and Even the Losers
Biggest win
Barn Burners 60.3 - 108.4 Send Help
48.1 point margin
Closest matchup
Mediocre Bacon Slinger 115.8 - 115.5 Bud Light Berto
0.3 point margin
Top scorers
- Caleb Williams · QB · Team Name TBD36.7
- Brock Bowers · TE · Team Name TBD31.3
- Drake London · WR · Even the Losers29.8
- Christian McCaffrey · RB · Send Help29.3
- Josh Allen · QB · Lamb Slaughterhouse28.8
How the matchups went
Team Randy 72.8-76.4 Team D
0-1 / 1-0
Team D squeaked past Team Randy 76.4-72.8. A one-score game is where the Vikings usually file the paperwork for another collapse.
Team Name TBD 95.5-111.3 Bye Week
0-1 / 1-0
Bye Week beat Team Name TBD 111.3-95.5. SKOL is warming up in the parking lot. That is not a good sign for anyone involved.
Barn Burners 60.3-108.4 Send Help
0-1 / 1-0
Send Help handled Barn Burners 108.4-60.3. The Packers would have enjoyed this. The Vikings would have called it a learning experience.
Team Fantasm 57.9-78.5 Lamb Slaughterhouse
0-1 / 1-0
Lamb Slaughterhouse beat Team Fantasm 78.5-57.9. The Packers would already have a script. The Vikings would already have an excuse.
Even the Losers 94.6-96.2 The Hitmen
0-1 / 1-0
The Hitmen squeaked past Even the Losers 96.2-94.6. Minnesota energy: loud until it mattered, then a new documentary about what went wrong.
NFL highlights
Regular Season · Week 9
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final
Baltimore Ravens28
Miami Dolphins6Final
Chicago Bears47
Cincinnati Bengals42Final
Minnesota Vikings27
Detroit Lions24Final
Carolina Panthers16
Green Bay Packers13Final
Los Angeles Chargers27
Tennessee Titans20Final
Atlanta Falcons23
New England Patriots24Final
San Francisco 49ers34
New York Giants24Final
Indianapolis Colts20
Pittsburgh Steelers27Final
Denver Broncos18
Houston Texans15Final/OT
Jacksonville Jaguars30
Las Vegas Raiders29Final
New Orleans Saints10
Los Angeles Rams34Final
Kansas City Chiefs21
Buffalo Bills28Final
Seattle Seahawks38
Washington Commanders14Final
Arizona Cardinals27
Dallas Cowboys17
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