Team Fantasm 100.8-80.6 Bud Light Berto
1-0 / 0-1
Team Fantasm beat Bud Light Berto 100.8-80.6. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.
The desk
Week 5 recap
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League desk
Week 5 is in the books. SKOL is not a strategy, and neither is hoping the other guy misses. The Hitmen posted the high score at 132.5. Closest matchup: Send Help vs Mediocre Bacon Slinger (1.8 pts).
Winners
Team Fantasm, Barn Burners, The Hitmen, Team Randy, Send Help, and Bye Week
Losers
Bud Light Berto, Even the Losers, Team Name TBD, Lamb Slaughterhouse, Mediocre Bacon Slinger, and Team D
Biggest win
The Hitmen 132.5 - 82 Team Name TBD
50.5 point margin
Closest matchup
Send Help 114.5 - 112.6 Mediocre Bacon Slinger
1.8 point margin
Top scorers
- Rico Dowdle · RB · Mediocre Bacon Slinger29.4
- Jonathan Taylor · RB · Team Fantasm28.6
- Dak Prescott · QB · Even the Losers28.3
- Patrick Mahomes · QB · Even the Losers26.7
- Baker Mayfield · QB · Send Help26.7
How the matchups went
Even the Losers 77.5-90.3 Barn Burners
0-1 / 1-0
Barn Burners beat Even the Losers 90.3-77.5. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.
The Hitmen 132.5-82 Team Name TBD
1-0 / 0-1
The Hitmen handled Team Name TBD 132.5-82. That is Packers football: take the lead, keep the lead, go home.
Lamb Slaughterhouse 67-96.8 Team Randy
0-1 / 1-0
Team Randy handled Lamb Slaughterhouse 96.8-67. This is how you close. Minnesota is taking notes and then losing them.
Send Help 114.5-112.6 Mediocre Bacon Slinger
1-0 / 0-1
Send Help squeaked past Mediocre Bacon Slinger 114.5-112.6. Minnesota energy: loud until it mattered, then a new documentary about what went wrong.
Bye Week 99.3-94.2 Team D
1-0 / 0-1
Bye Week beat Team D 99.3-94.2. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.
NFL highlights
Regular Season · Week 5
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final/OT
San Francisco 49ers26
Los Angeles Rams23Final
Minnesota Vikings21
Cleveland Browns17Final
Las Vegas Raiders6
Indianapolis Colts40Final
New York Giants14
New Orleans Saints26Final
Dallas Cowboys37
New York Jets22Final
Denver Broncos21
Philadelphia Eagles17Final
Miami Dolphins24
Carolina Panthers27Final
Houston Texans44
Baltimore Ravens10Final
Tennessee Titans22
Arizona Cardinals21Final
Tampa Bay Buccaneers38
Seattle Seahawks35Final
Detroit Lions37
Cincinnati Bengals24Final
Washington Commanders27
Los Angeles Chargers10Final
New England Patriots23
Buffalo Bills20Final
Kansas City Chiefs28
Jacksonville Jaguars31
SF @ LAR · Recap
Short-handed 49ers stop Rams on downs in overtime, preserving a 26-23 victory
— Everything seemed to indicate the San Francisco 49ers were in for a long night when they traveled south on a short week without Brock Purdy, Nick Bosa, George Kittle and their top three wide receivers to face the surging Los Angeles Rams.
LV @ IND · Recap
Jonathan Taylor runs for 3 touchdowns and Daniel Jones throws for 2 as Colts rout Raiders 40-6
— Jonathan Taylor keeps proving he's one of the league’s top running backs.
NYG @ NO · Recap
Saints QB Spencer Rattler and coach Kellen Moore get 1st win over mistake-prone Giants, 26-14
— Spencer Rattler was so fired up by the sight of Rashid Shaheed hauling in his deep throw down the right sideline that the second-year quarterback started sprinting the length of the field to join the celebration.
DAL @ NYJ · Recap
Cowboys dominate Jets 37-22 behind Prescott's 4 TD passes, two 90-yard scoring drives
— Dak Prescott had a makeshift offensive line in front of him against a team desperate for its first win and still marched the Dallas Cowboys up and down the field.
DEN @ PHI · Recap
Broncos rally from 14-point deficit to hand Eagles their first loss of the season, 21-17
— Sean Payton had a game ball in hand and stories to tell after he passed his mentor and friend Bill Parcells on the NFL career wins list. The pair of Super Bowl champion coaches caught up recently and shot the breeze, talking about playing tough road...
MIA @ CAR · Recap
Bryce Young, Rico Dowdle help Panthers rally from 17 points down to beat Dolphins 27-24
— Panthers coach Dave Canales preached to his players this past week about not allowing things to spiral out of control following a 29-point road loss to...