The Hitmen 65.7-92.8 Bud Light Berto
0-1 / 1-0
Bud Light Berto handled The Hitmen 92.8-65.7. The Packers would have enjoyed this. The Vikings would have called it a learning experience.
The desk
League desk
Week 3 is in the books. The Packers remain the house standard. The Vikings remain available as a warning label. Send Help posted the high score at 108.9. Closest matchup: Lamb Slaughterhouse vs Even the Losers (3.6 pts).
Winners
Bud Light Berto, Lamb Slaughterhouse, Send Help, Bye Week, Team D, and Team Randy
Losers
The Hitmen, Even the Losers, Team Fantasm, Barn Burners, Team Name TBD, and Mediocre Bacon Slinger
Biggest win
Mediocre Bacon Slinger 72.3 - 104.8 Team Randy
32.5 point margin
Closest matchup
Lamb Slaughterhouse 86.8 - 83.3 Even the Losers
3.6 point margin
Top scorers
The Hitmen 65.7-92.8 Bud Light Berto
0-1 / 1-0
Bud Light Berto handled The Hitmen 92.8-65.7. The Packers would have enjoyed this. The Vikings would have called it a learning experience.
Lamb Slaughterhouse 86.8-83.3 Even the Losers
1-0 / 0-1
Lamb Slaughterhouse squeaked past Even the Losers 86.8-83.3. A one-score game is where the Vikings usually file the paperwork for another collapse.
Send Help 108.9-89.9 Team Fantasm
1-0 / 0-1
Send Help beat Team Fantasm 108.9-89.9. SKOL is warming up in the parking lot. That is not a good sign for anyone involved.
Bye Week 91-71.2 Barn Burners
1-0 / 0-1
Bye Week beat Barn Burners 91-71.2. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.
Team D 101.7-97.2 Team Name TBD
1-0 / 0-1
Team D squeaked past Team Name TBD 101.7-97.2. Close games are where Green Bay stays boring on purpose and Minnesota starts a podcast.
Mediocre Bacon Slinger 72.3-104.8 Team Randy
0-1 / 1-0
Team Randy handled Mediocre Bacon Slinger 104.8-72.3. This is how you close. Minnesota is taking notes and then losing them.
NFL highlights
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final
Miami Dolphins21
Buffalo Bills31Final
Green Bay Packers10
Cleveland Browns13Final
Indianapolis Colts41
Tennessee Titans20Final
Cincinnati Bengals10
Minnesota Vikings48Final
Pittsburgh Steelers21
New England Patriots14Final
Los Angeles Rams26
Philadelphia Eagles33Final
New York Jets27
Tampa Bay Buccaneers29Final
Las Vegas Raiders24
Washington Commanders41Final
Atlanta Falcons0
Carolina Panthers30Final
Houston Texans10
Jacksonville Jaguars17Final
Denver Broncos20
Los Angeles Chargers23Final
New Orleans Saints13
Seattle Seahawks44Final
Dallas Cowboys14
Chicago Bears31Final
Arizona Cardinals15
San Francisco 49ers16Final
Kansas City Chiefs22
New York Giants9Final
Detroit Lions38
Baltimore Ravens30
MIA @ BUF · Recap
Josh Allen's 3 TD passes and Terrel Bernard's pick secure Bills' 31-21 win over spiraling Dolphins
— Buffalo Bills linebacker Terrel Bernard diagnosed the play as soon as Tua Tagovailoa dropped back in the pocket.

GB @ CLE · Recap
Andre Szmyt's 55-yard field goal as time expires rallies Browns to 13-10 victory over Packers
— Andre Szmyt has gone from being nearly run of town to being one of the most popular Browns players in Cleveland.

IND @ TEN · Recap
Jonathan Taylor's 3 TDs keeps Colts undefeated with 41-20 thumping of winless Titans
— The Indianapolis Colts had a feeling in pregame warmups that their best start since 2009 was theirs for the taking.

CIN @ MIN · Recap
Vikings sail past bumbling Bengals 48-10 in Wentz's debut behind pair of TDs on D by Isaiah Rodgers
— Carson Wentz had some strong emotions to channel and a little rust to shake off, taking over at quarterback in Minnesota for the team he grew up rooting for.

PIT @ NE · Recap
Aaron Rodgers throws 2 TD passes and Steelers force 5 turnovers to beat Patriots 21-14
— Aaron Rodgers doesn't think the Steelers did nearly enough with the chances they had with the ball against the Patriots.

LAR @ PHI · Recap
Jordan Davis seals Eagles' 33-26 thrilling win over Rams with Philly's 2nd blocked FG of 4th quarter
— Jordan Davis clutched the ball in his outstretched right hand as he reached the end zone and had no choice but to freeze and meet the mob of Eagles sprinting his way.