Bud Light Berto 92.9-90.8 Lamb Slaughterhouse
1-0 / 0-1
Bud Light Berto squeaked past Lamb Slaughterhouse 92.9-90.8. Close games are where Green Bay stays boring on purpose and Minnesota starts a podcast.
The desk
Week 2 recap
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League desk
Week 2 is in the books. SKOL is not a strategy, and neither is hoping the other guy misses. Team D posted the high score at 127. Closest matchup: Even the Losers vs Bye Week (0.9 pts).
Winners
Bud Light Berto, The Hitmen, Even the Losers, Team D, Mediocre Bacon Slinger, and Team Name TBD
Losers
Lamb Slaughterhouse, Send Help, Bye Week, Team Fantasm, Barn Burners, and Team Randy
Biggest win
Team Fantasm 100.6 - 127 Team D
26.4 point margin
Closest matchup
Even the Losers 69.6 - 68.7 Bye Week
0.9 point margin
Top scorers
- Jared Goff · QB · Mediocre Bacon Slinger34
- Amon-Ra St. Brown · WR · Team Fantasm30.2
- Malik Nabers · WR · Barn Burners28.7
- Jonathan Taylor · RB · Team Fantasm27.5
- Lamar Jackson · QB · Bye Week26.3
How the matchups went
The Hitmen 81.1-66.5 Send Help
1-0 / 0-1
The Hitmen beat Send Help 81.1-66.5. Lambeau energy: make a plan and keep it. Purple energy: hope and a horn.
Even the Losers 69.6-68.7 Bye Week
1-0 / 0-1
Even the Losers squeaked past Bye Week 69.6-68.7. The Vikings would have found a way to fumble this in the last two minutes.
Team Fantasm 100.6-127 Team D
0-1 / 1-0
Team D handled Team Fantasm 127-100.6. Lambeau-coded. No drama. Just a win that looked like it had a plan.
Barn Burners 117.4-121.7 Mediocre Bacon Slinger
0-1 / 1-0
Mediocre Bacon Slinger squeaked past Barn Burners 121.7-117.4. Close games are where Green Bay stays boring on purpose and Minnesota starts a podcast.
Team Name TBD 82.8-76.7 Team Randy
1-0 / 0-1
Team Name TBD beat Team Randy 82.8-76.7. Lambeau energy: make a plan and keep it. Purple energy: hope and a horn.
NFL highlights
Regular Season · Week 2
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final
Washington Commanders18
Green Bay Packers27Final
Jacksonville Jaguars27
Cincinnati Bengals31Final/OT
New York Giants37
Dallas Cowboys40Final
Chicago Bears21
Detroit Lions52Final
Los Angeles Rams33
Tennessee Titans19Final
New England Patriots33
Miami Dolphins27Final
San Francisco 49ers26
New Orleans Saints21Final
Buffalo Bills30
New York Jets10Final
Seattle Seahawks31
Pittsburgh Steelers17Final
Cleveland Browns17
Baltimore Ravens41Final
Denver Broncos28
Indianapolis Colts29Final
Carolina Panthers22
Arizona Cardinals27Final
Philadelphia Eagles20
Kansas City Chiefs17Final
Atlanta Falcons22
Minnesota Vikings6Final
Tampa Bay Buccaneers20
Houston Texans19Final
Los Angeles Chargers20
Las Vegas Raiders9
WSH @ GB · Recap
Jordan Love and Tucker Kraft lead the way in Packers' 27-18 victory over Commanders
— Jordan Love and the Green Bay Packers have delivered a strong opening statement to the rest of the NFL.
JAX @ CIN · Recap
Jake Browning relieves the injured Joe Burrow and scores late TD as Bengals beat Jaguars 31-27
— Jake Browning and the Cincinnati Bengals turned a nightmarish first half — including an injury to Joe Burrow — into a dream finish.
NYG @ DAL · Recap
Aubrey ends wild Prescott-Wilson duel with FG as time expires in OT as Cowboys top Giants 40-37
— Dak Prescott wasn't thinking late in a wild duel with Russell Wilson about his long personal winning streak against the New York Giants, and probably not about the prospect of Brian Schottenheimer's first victory as a head coach.
CHI @ DET · Recap
Goff throws 5 TDs, 3 to St. Brown, and Lions bounce back with 52-21 win over Ben Johnson-led Bears
— The Detroit Lions showed they can pile up points just fine without Ben Johnson calling plays.
LAR @ TEN · Recap
Matthew Stafford throws 2 TDs as Rams spoil home opener for Titans and Cam Ward
— The Los Angeles Rams know how efficient they can be on offense. They clicked into high gear Sunday when they had to, scoring 20 straight points to spoil rookie Cam Ward's NFL home opener.
NE @ MIA · Recap
Maye accounts for 3 TDs and Patriots top Dolphins 33-27 for Vrabel's 1st win as New England coach
— Antonio Gibson burst through the Miami Dolphins' coverage unit on a kick return and dived into the end zone while New England coach Mike Vrabel excitedly chased him almost the entire way down the Patriots' sideline.