Bud Light Berto 84-77.3 Send Help
1-0 / 0-1
Bud Light Berto beat Send Help 84-77.3. SKOL is warming up in the parking lot. That is not a good sign for anyone involved.
The desk
Week 12 recap
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League desk
Week 12 is in the books. The Packers remain the house standard. The Vikings remain available as a warning label. Team Name TBD posted the high score at 142.8. Closest matchup: Lamb Slaughterhouse vs Bye Week (3.5 pts).
Winners
Bud Light Berto, Lamb Slaughterhouse, Team D, Even the Losers, Team Fantasm, and Team Name TBD
Losers
Send Help, Bye Week, The Hitmen, Mediocre Bacon Slinger, Team Randy, and Barn Burners
Biggest win
Barn Burners 42.6 - 142.8 Team Name TBD
100.1 point margin
Closest matchup
Lamb Slaughterhouse 91.5 - 88 Bye Week
3.5 point margin
Top scorers
- Jahmyr Gibbs · RB · Team Name TBD44.4
- Jalen Hurts · QB · Team Randy30.9
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba · WR · Team Name TBD29.1
- Dak Prescott · QB · Team Randy27.1
- Emanuel Wilson · RB · Even the Losers24.5
How the matchups went
Lamb Slaughterhouse 91.5-88 Bye Week
1-0 / 0-1
Lamb Slaughterhouse squeaked past Bye Week 91.5-88. Close games are where Green Bay stays boring on purpose and Minnesota starts a podcast.
The Hitmen 74.3-92.4 Team D
0-1 / 1-0
Team D beat The Hitmen 92.4-74.3. Lambeau energy: make a plan and keep it. Purple energy: hope and a horn.
Even the Losers 101.6-80.3 Mediocre Bacon Slinger
1-0 / 0-1
Even the Losers beat Mediocre Bacon Slinger 101.6-80.3. The Packers would already have a script. The Vikings would already have an excuse.
Team Fantasm 111.2-100.6 Team Randy
1-0 / 0-1
Team Fantasm beat Team Randy 111.2-100.6. The Packers would already have a script. The Vikings would already have an excuse.
Barn Burners 42.6-142.8 Team Name TBD
0-1 / 1-0
Team Name TBD handled Barn Burners 142.8-42.6. That is Packers football: take the lead, keep the lead, go home.
NFL highlights
Regular Season · Week 12
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final
Buffalo Bills19
Houston Texans23Final
Pittsburgh Steelers28
Chicago Bears31Final
New England Patriots26
Cincinnati Bengals20Final/OT
New York Giants27
Detroit Lions34Final
Minnesota Vikings6
Green Bay Packers23Final
Seattle Seahawks30
Tennessee Titans24Final/OT
Indianapolis Colts20
Kansas City Chiefs23Final
New York Jets10
Baltimore Ravens23Final
Cleveland Browns24
Las Vegas Raiders10Final/OT
Jacksonville Jaguars27
Arizona Cardinals24Final
Philadelphia Eagles21
Dallas Cowboys24Final
Atlanta Falcons24
New Orleans Saints10Final
Tampa Bay Buccaneers7
Los Angeles Rams34Final
Carolina Panthers9
San Francisco 49ers20
BUF @ HOU · Recap
Texans get 8 sacks and Bullock forces 3 turnovers in Houston's 23-19 win over Bills
— Buffalo's Josh Allen was harassed by Houston's defense all night Thursday and it was no different on his last play of the game.
PIT @ CHI · Recap
Caleb Williams throws for 3 TDs as Bears beat Steelers 31-28 with nemesis Aaron Rodgers sidelined
— Caleb Williams hoped he'd get a chance to chat with Aaron Rodgers. He got his opportunity after he led the Bears to yet another close win.
NE @ CIN · Recap
AFC-leading Patriots rally from 10-point deficit to beat Bengals 26-20, extend winning streak to 9
— Mike Vrabel's New England Patriots became the first NFL team to reach 10 wins after they held on for a 26-20 victory over the Cincinnati Bengals.
NYG @ DET · Recap
Jahmyr Gibbs rescues Lions with long TD run in OT for 34-27 win over Giants
— Jahmyr Gibbs to the rescue.
MIN @ GB · Recap
Emanuel Wilson runs for 107 yards and 2 TDs as Packers pound Vikings 23-6
— Emanuel Wilson always believed he could make it in the NFL even while he was breaking into the league as an undrafted free agent from Division II Fort Valley State.
SEA @ TEN · Recap
Sam Darnold throws for 244 yards 2 TDs as Seahawks beat the Titans 30-24
— Both Sam Darnold and the Seattle Seahawks bounced back quite nicely from their first road loss this season.