Send Help 82-86.2 Bud Light Berto
0-1 / 1-0
Bud Light Berto squeaked past Send Help 86.2-82. A one-score game is where the Vikings usually file the paperwork for another collapse.
The desk
Week 1 recap
League of Champions/2025 · Week 14ESPN
League desk
Week 1 is in the books. Green Bay would have closed this clean. Minnesota would have made it a podcast. Team Randy posted the high score at 100.5. Closest matchup: Send Help vs Bud Light Berto (4.2 pts).
Winners
Bud Light Berto, Lamb Slaughterhouse, The Hitmen, Even the Losers, Team Randy, and Team Name TBD
Losers
Send Help, Bye Week, Team D, Mediocre Bacon Slinger, Team Fantasm, and Barn Burners
Biggest win
Mediocre Bacon Slinger 75 - 94.6 Even the Losers
19.6 point margin
Closest matchup
Send Help 82 - 86.2 Bud Light Berto
4.2 point margin
Top scorers
- Josh Allen · QB · Lamb Slaughterhouse38.8
- Lamar Jackson · QB · Bye Week29.4
- Derrick Henry · RB · Lamb Slaughterhouse28.2
- Justin Herbert · QB · Bud Light Berto27.9
- Patrick Mahomes · QB · Even the Losers26
How the matchups went
Bye Week 85.9-98.2 Lamb Slaughterhouse
0-1 / 1-0
Lamb Slaughterhouse beat Bye Week 98.2-85.9. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.
Team D 71-85.4 The Hitmen
0-1 / 1-0
The Hitmen beat Team D 85.4-71. Lambeau energy: make a plan and keep it. Purple energy: hope and a horn.
Mediocre Bacon Slinger 75-94.6 Even the Losers
0-1 / 1-0
Even the Losers beat Mediocre Bacon Slinger 94.6-75. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.
Team Randy 100.5-83 Team Fantasm
1-0 / 0-1
Team Randy beat Team Fantasm 100.5-83. Lambeau energy: make a plan and keep it. Purple energy: hope and a horn.
Team Name TBD 74.4-69.2 Barn Burners
1-0 / 0-1
Team Name TBD beat Barn Burners 74.4-69.2. SKOL is warming up in the parking lot. That is not a good sign for anyone involved.
NFL highlights
Regular Season · Week 1
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final
Dallas Cowboys20
Philadelphia Eagles24Final
Kansas City Chiefs21
Los Angeles Chargers27Final
Tampa Bay Buccaneers23
Atlanta Falcons20Final
Cincinnati Bengals17
Cleveland Browns16Final
Miami Dolphins8
Indianapolis Colts33Final
Las Vegas Raiders20
New England Patriots13Final
Arizona Cardinals20
New Orleans Saints13Final
Pittsburgh Steelers34
New York Jets32Final
New York Giants6
Washington Commanders21Final
Carolina Panthers10
Jacksonville Jaguars26Final
Tennessee Titans12
Denver Broncos20Final
San Francisco 49ers17
Seattle Seahawks13Final
Detroit Lions13
Green Bay Packers27Final
Houston Texans9
Los Angeles Rams14Final
Baltimore Ravens40
Buffalo Bills41Final
Minnesota Vikings27
Chicago Bears24
DAL @ PHI · Recap
Defending champion Eagles edge Cowboys 24-20 in wild, lightning-delayed NFL season opener
— Jalen Hurts shrugged on a TD celebration and did his best to be like Mike.
KC VS LAC · Recap
Herbert outduels Mahomes to help the Chargers beat the Chiefs 27-21 in Brazil
Justin Herbert finished off the Los Angeles Chargers' season-opening victory in style, sliding for a first down that effectively ended the game.
TB @ ATL · Recap
Buccaneers ride 2 TD catches by rookie Egbuka to dramatic 23-20 win over Penix, Falcons
— Another visit to Mercedes-Benz Stadium produced more lasting memories for Emeka Egbuka.
CIN @ CLE · Recap
Bengals defense leads the way to 17-16 win over the Browns in opener
— DJ Turner and the Bengals defense heard the narrative throughout the offseason that they were mainly the reason why Cincinnati missed the playoffs last season.
MIA @ IND · Recap
Daniel Jones shines as Colts snap 11-game opening-day winless streak, beating Dolphins 33-8
— Indianapolis Colts quarterback Daniel Jones delivered the perfect start.
LV @ NE · Recap
Geno Smith passes for 362 yards and a TD in Raiders debut as Vegas thwarts Patriots 20-13
— With his team leading by 10 points and facing a long third down late in the fourth, Las Vegas Raiders quarterback Geno Smith was calm.