Team Fantasm 93.5-95.7 Bud Light Berto
0-1 / 1-0
Bud Light Berto squeaked past Team Fantasm 95.7-93.5. A one-score game is where the Vikings usually file the paperwork for another collapse.
The desk
Week 5 recap
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League desk
Week 5 is in the books. SKOL is not a strategy, and neither is hoping the other guy misses. Mediocre Bacon Slinger posted the high score at 135.8. Closest matchup: Even the Losers vs Barn Burners (1.1 pts).
Winners
Bud Light Berto, Barn Burners, The Hitmen, Team Randy, Mediocre Bacon Slinger, and Bye Week
Losers
Team Fantasm, Even the Losers, Team Name TBD, Lamb Slaughterhouse, Send Help, and Team D
Biggest win
Send Help 79.9 - 135.8 Mediocre Bacon Slinger
55.9 point margin
Closest matchup
Even the Losers 83.8 - 84.9 Barn Burners
1.1 point margin
Top scorers
- Joe Burrow · QB · Bud Light Berto33.8
- Lamar Jackson · QB · Mediocre Bacon Slinger33.4
- Ja'Marr Chase · WR · The Hitmen31.3
- Kyler Murray · QB · Team Fantasm24.1
- Caleb Williams · QB · Team Name TBD23.6
How the matchups went
Even the Losers 83.8-84.9 Barn Burners
0-1 / 1-0
Barn Burners squeaked past Even the Losers 84.9-83.8. The Vikings would have found a way to fumble this in the last two minutes.
The Hitmen 129.2-122.5 Team Name TBD
1-0 / 0-1
The Hitmen beat Team Name TBD 129.2-122.5. Lambeau energy: make a plan and keep it. Purple energy: hope and a horn.
Lamb Slaughterhouse 71.9-74.6 Team Randy
0-1 / 1-0
Team Randy squeaked past Lamb Slaughterhouse 74.6-71.9. Minnesota energy: loud until it mattered, then a new documentary about what went wrong.
Send Help 79.9-135.8 Mediocre Bacon Slinger
0-1 / 1-0
Mediocre Bacon Slinger handled Send Help 135.8-79.9. That is Packers football: take the lead, keep the lead, go home.
Bye Week 88.4-87.3 Team D
1-0 / 0-1
Bye Week squeaked past Team D 88.4-87.3. The Vikings would have found a way to fumble this in the last two minutes.
NFL highlights
Regular Season · Week 5
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final/OT
Tampa Bay Buccaneers30
Atlanta Falcons36Final
New York Jets17
Minnesota Vikings23Final
Carolina Panthers10
Chicago Bears36Final/OT
Baltimore Ravens41
Cincinnati Bengals38Final
Miami Dolphins15
New England Patriots10Final
Cleveland Browns13
Washington Commanders34Final
Indianapolis Colts34
Jacksonville Jaguars37Final
Buffalo Bills20
Houston Texans23Final
Las Vegas Raiders18
Denver Broncos34Final
Arizona Cardinals24
San Francisco 49ers23Final
Green Bay Packers24
Los Angeles Rams19Final
New York Giants29
Seattle Seahawks20Final
Dallas Cowboys20
Pittsburgh Steelers17Final
New Orleans Saints13
Kansas City Chiefs26
TB @ ATL · Recap
Cousins throws for 509 yards, hits Hodge in OT to give Falcons 36-30 win over Bucs
— Kirk Cousins sure earned all that money Thursday night.
NYJ VS MIN · Recap
Vikings hold off Rodgers and the Jets for 23-17 win in London to improve to 5-0
— Aaron Rodgers had a message for Andrew Van Ginkel after the Vikings linebacker returned an interception 63 yards for a touchdown.
CAR @ CHI · Recap
Caleb Williams and DJ Moore lead the way in Bears' 36-10 rout of Panthers
— Caleb Williams found DJ Moore wide open on a crossing pattern early in the game for a 34-yard touchdown. From there, just about everything else looked easy, too.
BAL @ CIN · Recap
Justin Tucker's field goal after Derrick Henry's big run lifts Ravens to a wild 41-38 overtime win
— Lamar Jackson and Joe Burrow traded touchdown throws all afternoon. It took a big run and a chip-shot kick in overtime to settle a wild game between the Baltimore Ravens and Cincinnati Bengals.
MIA @ NE · Recap
The Dolphins made so many mistakes against New England. The Patriots made more in Miami's 15-10 win
— The Miami Dolphins made just enough plays to beat the New England Patriots and enough mistakes to lose to just about anyone else.
CLE @ WSH · Recap
Jayden Daniels and the Commanders rout the Browns 34-13 to win their 4th in a row
— Jayden Daniels shook off throwing an early interception at the goal line like it was his 50th NFL game, not his fifth.