Bud Light Berto 86-56.6 Lamb Slaughterhouse
1-0 / 0-1
Bud Light Berto handled Lamb Slaughterhouse 86-56.6. This is how you close. Minnesota is taking notes and then losing them.
The desk
Week 2 recap
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League desk
Week 2 is in the books. SKOL is not a strategy, and neither is hoping the other guy misses. Team Fantasm posted the high score at 117.3. Closest matchup: The Hitmen vs Send Help (1.7 pts).
Winners
Bud Light Berto, The Hitmen, Even the Losers, Team Fantasm, Barn Burners, and Team Randy
Losers
Lamb Slaughterhouse, Send Help, Bye Week, Team D, Mediocre Bacon Slinger, and Team Name TBD
Biggest win
Bud Light Berto 86 - 56.6 Lamb Slaughterhouse
29.4 point margin
Closest matchup
The Hitmen 92.1 - 90.4 Send Help
1.7 point margin
Top scorers
- Alvin Kamara · RB · Team D42
- Kyler Murray · QB · Team Fantasm28.5
- James Cook · RB · Mediocre Bacon Slinger27.5
- Marvin Harrison Jr. · WR · Even the Losers25
- Jalen Hurts · QB · Send Help23.8
How the matchups went
The Hitmen 92.1-90.4 Send Help
1-0 / 0-1
The Hitmen squeaked past Send Help 92.1-90.4. A one-score game is where the Vikings usually file the paperwork for another collapse.
Even the Losers 85.7-77.8 Bye Week
1-0 / 0-1
Even the Losers beat Bye Week 85.7-77.8. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.
Team Fantasm 117.3-106.1 Team D
1-0 / 0-1
Team Fantasm beat Team D 117.3-106.1. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.
Barn Burners 117.1-106.8 Mediocre Bacon Slinger
1-0 / 0-1
Barn Burners beat Mediocre Bacon Slinger 117.1-106.8. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.
Team Name TBD 79.9-90.3 Team Randy
0-1 / 1-0
Team Randy beat Team Name TBD 90.3-79.9. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.
NFL highlights
Regular Season · Week 2
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final
Buffalo Bills31
Miami Dolphins10Final
New Orleans Saints44
Dallas Cowboys19Final
Tampa Bay Buccaneers20
Detroit Lions16Final
Indianapolis Colts10
Green Bay Packers16Final
New York Jets24
Tennessee Titans17Final
San Francisco 49ers17
Minnesota Vikings23Final/OT
Seattle Seahawks23
New England Patriots20Final
New York Giants18
Washington Commanders21Final
Los Angeles Chargers26
Carolina Panthers3Final
Cleveland Browns18
Jacksonville Jaguars13Final
Las Vegas Raiders26
Baltimore Ravens23Final
Los Angeles Rams10
Arizona Cardinals41Final
Pittsburgh Steelers13
Denver Broncos6Final
Cincinnati Bengals25
Kansas City Chiefs26Final
Chicago Bears13
Houston Texans19Final
Atlanta Falcons22
Philadelphia Eagles21
BUF @ MIA · Recap
Cook scores 3 TDs to help Bills rout Dolphins 31-10, Tagovailoa leaves with concussion
— Buffalo fans cheered so loudly in Hard Rock Stadium that Bills coach Sean McDermott was asked if it was a home game.
NO @ DAL · Recap
Carr, Kamara help Saints end Cowboys' 16-game home win streak in regular season with 44-19 win
— Derek Carr spent the offseason asking himself how he could have a faster start in a second season with the New Orleans Saints.
TB @ DET · Recap
Mayfield runs for a TD and throws a TD pass, lifting Bucs to 20-16 win over Lions in playoff rematch
— Baker Mayfield took one step back, planted his left foot and took off for a zig-zagging, 11-yard touchdown run that gave Tampa Bay the lead for good in a playoff rematch.
IND @ GB · Recap
Willis thrives with help from the Packers' defense and running game in a 16-10 victory over Colts
— Malik Willis acknowledges he wasn’t ready the last time he had to start an NFL game. The Green Bay Packers quarterback knew he’d be more prepared the next time an opportunity arose.
NYJ @ TEN · Recap
Braelon Allen, NFL's youngest player, scores 2 TDs to help Aaron Rodgers and Jets beat Titans 24-17
— Braelon Allen, the NFL's youngest player, ran for a 20-yard touchdown with 4:31 left to put Aaron Rodgers and the New York Jets ahead to stay as they beat the Tennessee Titans 24-17 on Sunday.
SEA @ NE · Recap
Jason Myers hits 31-yard field goal to lift Seahawks to a 23-20 overtime win over Patriots
— Jason Myers hit a 31-yard field goal in overtime to lift the Seattle Seahawks to a 23-20 win over the New England Patriots on Sunday.