Bud Light Berto 75.3-73.9 Send Help
1-0 / 0-1
Bud Light Berto squeaked past Send Help 75.3-73.9. Minnesota energy: loud until it mattered, then a new documentary about what went wrong.
The desk
Week 12 recap
League of Champions/2024 · Week 14ESPN
League desk
Week 12 is in the books. The Packers remain the house standard. The Vikings remain available as a warning label. Barn Burners posted the high score at 138.9. Closest matchup: Bud Light Berto vs Send Help (1.4 pts).
Winners
Bud Light Berto, Bye Week, Team D, Mediocre Bacon Slinger, Team Randy, and Barn Burners
Losers
Send Help, Lamb Slaughterhouse, The Hitmen, Even the Losers, Team Fantasm, and Team Name TBD
Biggest win
Barn Burners 138.9 - 97.3 Team Name TBD
41.5 point margin
Closest matchup
Bud Light Berto 75.3 - 73.9 Send Help
1.4 point margin
Top scorers
- Saquon Barkley · RB · Barn Burners42.2
- Jayden Daniels · QB · Team Fantasm30.4
- Patrick Mahomes · QB · Team Randy28.8
- Josh Jacobs · RB · Team Randy28.6
- Tua Tagovailoa · QB · The Hitmen28.5
How the matchups went
Lamb Slaughterhouse 69.4-77.3 Bye Week
0-1 / 1-0
Bye Week beat Lamb Slaughterhouse 77.3-69.4. The Packers would already have a script. The Vikings would already have an excuse.
The Hitmen 71.6-97.9 Team D
0-1 / 1-0
Team D handled The Hitmen 97.9-71.6. The Packers would have enjoyed this. The Vikings would have called it a learning experience.
Even the Losers 75.4-94.6 Mediocre Bacon Slinger
0-1 / 1-0
Mediocre Bacon Slinger beat Even the Losers 94.6-75.4. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.
Team Fantasm 92.9-114.4 Team Randy
0-1 / 1-0
Team Randy beat Team Fantasm 114.4-92.9. SKOL is warming up in the parking lot. That is not a good sign for anyone involved.
Barn Burners 138.9-97.3 Team Name TBD
1-0 / 0-1
Barn Burners handled Team Name TBD 138.9-97.3. This is how you close. Minnesota is taking notes and then losing them.
NFL highlights
Regular Season · Week 12
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final
Pittsburgh Steelers19
Cleveland Browns24Final/OT
Minnesota Vikings30
Chicago Bears27Final
Detroit Lions24
Indianapolis Colts6Final
New England Patriots15
Miami Dolphins34Final
Tampa Bay Buccaneers30
New York Giants7Final
Dallas Cowboys34
Washington Commanders26Final
Kansas City Chiefs30
Carolina Panthers27Final
Tennessee Titans32
Houston Texans27Final
Denver Broncos29
Las Vegas Raiders19Final
San Francisco 49ers10
Green Bay Packers38Final
Arizona Cardinals6
Seattle Seahawks16Final
Philadelphia Eagles37
Los Angeles Rams20Final
Baltimore Ravens30
Los Angeles Chargers23
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MIN @ CHI · Recap
Sam Darnold leads game-winning drive in OT and Vikings beat Bears 30-27 after blowing late lead
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Lions rush for 3 scores and use stingy defense to beat Colts 24-6 for 9th straight win
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NE @ MIA · Recap
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TB @ NYG · Recap
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DAL @ WSH · Recap
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