Send Help 104.2-66.4 Bud Light Berto
1-0 / 0-1
Send Help handled Bud Light Berto 104.2-66.4. This is how you close. Minnesota is taking notes and then losing them.
The desk
Week 1 recap
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League desk
Week 1 is in the books. Green Bay would have closed this clean. Minnesota would have made it a podcast. Bye Week posted the high score at 105.6.
Winners
Send Help, Bye Week, The Hitmen, Mediocre Bacon Slinger, Team Randy, and Barn Burners
Losers
Bud Light Berto, Lamb Slaughterhouse, Team D, Even the Losers, Team Fantasm, and Team Name TBD
Biggest win
Send Help 104.2 - 66.4 Bud Light Berto
37.9 point margin
Closest matchup
Mediocre Bacon Slinger 99.6 - 89.9 Even the Losers
9.7 point margin
Top scorers
- Saquon Barkley · RB · Barn Burners31.2
- Josh Allen · QB · Bye Week31.2
- Jayden Reed · WR · Team Name TBD29.1
- Jayden Daniels · QB · Team Fantasm28.2
- Jake Moody · K · Send Help26.6
How the matchups went
Bye Week 105.6-91.4 Lamb Slaughterhouse
1-0 / 0-1
Bye Week beat Lamb Slaughterhouse 105.6-91.4. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.
Team D 70.9-89.1 The Hitmen
0-1 / 1-0
The Hitmen beat Team D 89.1-70.9. Lambeau energy: make a plan and keep it. Purple energy: hope and a horn.
Mediocre Bacon Slinger 99.6-89.9 Even the Losers
1-0 / 0-1
Mediocre Bacon Slinger beat Even the Losers 99.6-89.9. SKOL is warming up in the parking lot. That is not a good sign for anyone involved.
Team Randy 79.9-63.5 Team Fantasm
1-0 / 0-1
Team Randy beat Team Fantasm 79.9-63.5. Lambeau energy: make a plan and keep it. Purple energy: hope and a horn.
Team Name TBD 88.4-102.5 Barn Burners
0-1 / 1-0
Barn Burners beat Team Name TBD 102.5-88.4. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.
NFL highlights
Regular Season · Week 1
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final
Baltimore Ravens20
Kansas City Chiefs27Final
Green Bay Packers29
Philadelphia Eagles34Final
Pittsburgh Steelers18
Atlanta Falcons10Final
Arizona Cardinals28
Buffalo Bills34Final
Tennessee Titans17
Chicago Bears24Final
New England Patriots16
Cincinnati Bengals10Final
Houston Texans29
Indianapolis Colts27Final
Jacksonville Jaguars17
Miami Dolphins20Final
Carolina Panthers10
New Orleans Saints47Final
Minnesota Vikings28
New York Giants6Final
Las Vegas Raiders10
Los Angeles Chargers22Final
Denver Broncos20
Seattle Seahawks26Final
Dallas Cowboys33
Cleveland Browns17Final
Washington Commanders20
Tampa Bay Buccaneers37Final/OT
Los Angeles Rams20
Detroit Lions26Final
New York Jets19
San Francisco 49ers32BAL @ KC · Recap
Chiefs hold off Ravens 27-20 when review overturns TD on final play of NFL's season opener
— Patrick Mahomes thought for a moment that the Chiefs were headed to overtime. So did Ravens counterpart Lamar Jackson, who had found Isaiah Likely in the back of the end zone with no time left for a touchdown that appeared to tie the game.
GB VS PHI · Recap
Barkley scores 3 TDs as Eagles beat Packers 34-29 in Brazil. Packers' Love injured in final minute
— Saquon Barkley has been practicing the art of positive thinking since switching teams for the first time in his career.
PIT @ ATL · Recap
Fields steps in for Wilson, Boswell boots 6 field goals to lead Steelers past Falcons 18-10
— With all eyes on the quarterbacks, Chris Boswell's strong right leg stole the spotlight in the season opener.
ARI @ BUF · Recap
Josh Allen throws 2 TD passes and runs for 2 others as Bills rally for 34-28 win over Cardinals
— For all the changes the Buffalo Bills had at wide receiver and on defense this offseason, the one big constant that remained was quarterback Josh Allen.
TEN @ CHI · Recap
Caleb Williams has a rough debut but gets bailed out by Bears' defense in 24-17 win over Titans
— This wasn't exactly the debut Caleb Williams envisioned. Good thing for him, his defense made just enough plays.
NE @ CIN · Recap
Patriots win Jerod Mayo's debut as coach, beating mistake-prone Bengals 16-10
— Jacoby Brissett didn't have to be spectacular in his first start for the Patriots.