Send Help 85.5-91 Even the Losers
0-1 / 1-0
Even the Losers beat Send Help 91-85.5. SKOL is warming up in the parking lot. That is not a good sign for anyone involved.
The desk
Week 9 recap
League of Champions/2023 · Week 14ESPN
League desk
Week 9 is in the books. The Packers remain the house standard. The Vikings remain available as a warning label. Team D posted the high score at 103.6. Closest matchup: Barn Burners vs Greener Pastures (0.6 pts).
Winners
Even the Losers, Team Randy, Barn Burners, Bye Week, Team Fantasm, and Team D
Losers
Send Help, The Hitmen, Greener Pastures, Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs, Bud Light Berto, and Mediocre Bacon Slinger
Biggest win
Bye Week 100.1 - 49.5 Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs
50.6 point margin
Closest matchup
Barn Burners 69.2 - 68.6 Greener Pastures
0.6 point margin
Top scorers
- C.J. Stroud · QB · Greener Pastures41.8
- Dak Prescott · QB · Send Help28.4
- Jalen Hurts · QB · Team Randy25.9
- Joshua Dobbs · QB · Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs24.9
- Josh Allen · QB · Team D24.7
How the matchups went
Team Randy 103.6-91.8 The Hitmen
1-0 / 0-1
Team Randy beat The Hitmen 103.6-91.8. The Packers would already have a script. The Vikings would already have an excuse.
Barn Burners 69.2-68.6 Greener Pastures
1-0 / 0-1
Barn Burners squeaked past Greener Pastures 69.2-68.6. Minnesota energy: loud until it mattered, then a new documentary about what went wrong.
Bye Week 100.1-49.5 Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs
1-0 / 0-1
Bye Week handled Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs 100.1-49.5. That is Packers football: take the lead, keep the lead, go home.
Team Fantasm 70.8-65.9 Bud Light Berto
1-0 / 0-1
Team Fantasm squeaked past Bud Light Berto 70.8-65.9. The Vikings would have found a way to fumble this in the last two minutes.
Team D 103.6-90.8 Mediocre Bacon Slinger
1-0 / 0-1
Team D beat Mediocre Bacon Slinger 103.6-90.8. Lambeau energy: make a plan and keep it. Purple energy: hope and a horn.
NFL highlights
Regular Season · Week 9
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final
Tennessee Titans16
Pittsburgh Steelers20Final
Miami Dolphins14
Kansas City Chiefs21Final
Minnesota Vikings31
Atlanta Falcons28Final
Arizona Cardinals0
Cleveland Browns27Final
Los Angeles Rams3
Green Bay Packers20Final
Washington Commanders20
New England Patriots17Final
Chicago Bears17
New Orleans Saints24Final
Seattle Seahawks3
Baltimore Ravens37Final
Tampa Bay Buccaneers37
Houston Texans39Final
Indianapolis Colts27
Carolina Panthers13Final
New York Giants6
Las Vegas Raiders30Final
Dallas Cowboys23
Philadelphia Eagles28Final
Buffalo Bills18
Cincinnati Bengals24Final
Los Angeles Chargers27
New York Jets6
TEN @ PIT · Recap
Titans rookie Levis reflects after first NFL loss vs. Steelers
— Tennessee Titans rookie quarterback Will Levis needed a moment to reflect after a 20-16 loss to the Pittsburgh Steelers on Thursday night – his first loss in the NFL.
MIA VS KC · Recap
Mahomes throws 2 TDs and Chiefs hang on to beat Dolphins 21-14 in Germany
— Patrick Mahomes said teammate Bryan Cook looked as if he was running the anchor leg of a 4x100-meter track and field relay on his touchdown.
MIN @ ATL · Recap
Dobbs rallies Vikings to 31-28 victory over the Falcons 5 days after being acquired in a trade
— Joshua Dobbs hadn't had time to learn his new Minnesota teammates' names in his five days with the team, much less figure out the playbook.
ARI @ CLE · Recap
Deshaun Watson throws 2 TD passes in return from shoulder injury, Browns demolish Cardinals 27-0
— Deshaun Watson reared back and in one motion signaled his return.
LAR @ GB · Recap
Packers snap 4-game skid with 20-3 victory over struggling Rams
— Aaron Jones finally ended the Green Bay Packers' first-half touchdown drought.
WSH @ NE · Recap
Jartavius Martin's late interception helps Commanders stun Patriots 20-17
— Sam Howell was kicking himself.