Team Fantasm 110.7-96.4 Even the Losers
1-0 / 0-1
Team Fantasm beat Even the Losers 110.7-96.4. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.
The desk
Week 5 recap
League of Champions/2023 · Week 14ESPN
League desk
Week 5 is in the books. SKOL is not a strategy, and neither is hoping the other guy misses. Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs posted the high score at 142.6.
Winners
Team Fantasm, Team D, Mediocre Bacon Slinger, Bud Light Berto, Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs, and Greener Pastures
Losers
Even the Losers, Bye Week, Barn Burners, Team Randy, Send Help, and The Hitmen
Biggest win
Bud Light Berto 128 - 84.6 Team Randy
43.4 point margin
Closest matchup
Mediocre Bacon Slinger 66.8 - 52.8 Barn Burners
14 point margin
Top scorers
- DJ Moore · WR · Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs41
- Ja'Marr Chase · WR · Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs37.2
- Justin Fields · QB · Bye Week33
- Travis Etienne Jr. · RB · Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs32.4
- Zack Moss · RB · Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs31.5
How the matchups went
Team D 102.2-66.4 Bye Week
1-0 / 0-1
Team D handled Bye Week 102.2-66.4. That is Packers football: take the lead, keep the lead, go home.
Mediocre Bacon Slinger 66.8-52.8 Barn Burners
1-0 / 0-1
Mediocre Bacon Slinger beat Barn Burners 66.8-52.8. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.
Bud Light Berto 128-84.6 Team Randy
1-0 / 0-1
Bud Light Berto handled Team Randy 128-84.6. This is how you close. Minnesota is taking notes and then losing them.
Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs 142.6-126.3 Send Help
1-0 / 0-1
Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs beat Send Help 142.6-126.3. The Packers would already have a script. The Vikings would already have an excuse.
Greener Pastures 78.3-61 The Hitmen
1-0 / 0-1
Greener Pastures beat The Hitmen 78.3-61. SKOL is warming up in the parking lot. That is not a good sign for anyone involved.
NFL highlights
Regular Season · Week 5
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final
Chicago Bears40
Washington Commanders20Final
Jacksonville Jaguars25
Buffalo Bills20Final
Houston Texans19
Atlanta Falcons21Final
Carolina Panthers24
Detroit Lions42Final
Tennessee Titans16
Indianapolis Colts23Final
New York Giants16
Miami Dolphins31Final
New Orleans Saints34
New England Patriots0Final
Baltimore Ravens10
Pittsburgh Steelers17Final
Philadelphia Eagles23
Los Angeles Rams14Final
Cincinnati Bengals34
Arizona Cardinals20Final
New York Jets31
Denver Broncos21Final
Kansas City Chiefs27
Minnesota Vikings20Final
Dallas Cowboys10
San Francisco 49ers42Final
Green Bay Packers13
Las Vegas Raiders17
CHI @ WSH · Recap
Fields and Moore lead the Bears to their first win of the season, beating the Commanders 40-20
— Music blared from the Chicago Bears locker room after a victory for the first time in almost a year, and players danced and jumped around with joy.
JAX VS BUF · Recap
Etienne runs for 2 TDs and Jaguars beat Bills 25-20 for back-to-back London wins
— Whenever Josh Allen and the Buffalo Bills tried to rally in the fourth quarter on Sunday, Travis Etienne and the Jacksonville Jaguars had an answer.
HOU @ ATL · Recap
Desmond Ridder answers critics, Younghoe Koo kicks last-second field goal, Falcons edge Texans 21-19
— All the talk from Atlanta coach Arthur Smith the last two years about Desmond Ridder's poise and composure meant little until the quarterback demonstrated he could shine in the final minute with a game on the line.
CAR @ DET · Recap
Jared Goff throws 3 TD passes, runs for score, NFC North-leading Lions beat winless Panthers 42-24
— The Detroit Lions were without arguably their best player and a dynamic rookie on offense.
TEN @ IND · Recap
Moss upstages Taylor's return in Colts' 23-16 victory over Titans. Richardson injures shoulder
— Indianapolis Colts running back Zack Moss heard the talk all week.
NYG @ MIA · Recap
De'Von Achane and Tyreek Hill lead Miami Dolphins to 31-16 win over New York Giants
— De’Von Achane’s teammates are learning to brace for a big play each time the rookie running back touches the ball.