Mediocre Bacon Slinger 104.6-103.9 Even the Losers
1-0 / 0-1
Mediocre Bacon Slinger squeaked past Even the Losers 104.6-103.9. The Vikings would have found a way to fumble this in the last two minutes.
The desk
Week 3 recap
League of Champions/2023 · Week 14ESPN
League desk
Week 3 is in the books. The Packers remain the house standard. The Vikings remain available as a warning label. Team Fantasm posted the high score at 135.5. Closest matchup: Mediocre Bacon Slinger vs Even the Losers (0.7 pts).
Winners
Mediocre Bacon Slinger, Bud Light Berto, Team Fantasm, Bye Week, The Hitmen, and Team Randy
Losers
Even the Losers, Team D, Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs, Greener Pastures, Barn Burners, and Send Help
Biggest win
Greener Pastures 71.3 - 107.6 Bye Week
36.3 point margin
Closest matchup
Mediocre Bacon Slinger 104.6 - 103.9 Even the Losers
0.7 point margin
Top scorers
- Raheem Mostert · RB · Team Fantasm38.2
- Justin Herbert · QB · Mediocre Bacon Slinger29.3
- Davante Adams · WR · Mediocre Bacon Slinger29.2
- Bills D/ST · D/ST · Team Randy29
- Tua Tagovailoa · QB · Bye Week28.4
How the matchups went
Bud Light Berto 98.5-89.9 Team D
1-0 / 0-1
Bud Light Berto beat Team D 98.5-89.9. SKOL is warming up in the parking lot. That is not a good sign for anyone involved.
Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs 100-135.5 Team Fantasm
0-1 / 1-0
Team Fantasm handled Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs 135.5-100. The Packers would have enjoyed this. The Vikings would have called it a learning experience.
Greener Pastures 71.3-107.6 Bye Week
0-1 / 1-0
Bye Week handled Greener Pastures 107.6-71.3. The Packers would have enjoyed this. The Vikings would have called it a learning experience.
The Hitmen 78-60.9 Barn Burners
1-0 / 0-1
The Hitmen beat Barn Burners 78-60.9. Lambeau energy: make a plan and keep it. Purple energy: hope and a horn.
Send Help 95.7-109 Team Randy
0-1 / 1-0
Team Randy beat Send Help 109-95.7. SKOL is warming up in the parking lot. That is not a good sign for anyone involved.
NFL highlights
Regular Season · Week 3
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final
New York Giants12
San Francisco 49ers30Final
Tennessee Titans3
Cleveland Browns27Final
Atlanta Falcons6
Detroit Lions20Final
New Orleans Saints17
Green Bay Packers18Final
Denver Broncos20
Miami Dolphins70Final
Los Angeles Chargers28
Minnesota Vikings24Final
New England Patriots15
New York Jets10Final
Buffalo Bills37
Washington Commanders3Final
Houston Texans37
Jacksonville Jaguars17Final/OT
Indianapolis Colts22
Baltimore Ravens19Final
Carolina Panthers27
Seattle Seahawks37Final
Chicago Bears10
Kansas City Chiefs41Final
Dallas Cowboys16
Arizona Cardinals28Final
Pittsburgh Steelers23
Las Vegas Raiders18Final
Philadelphia Eagles25
Tampa Bay Buccaneers11Final
Los Angeles Rams16
Cincinnati Bengals19NYG @ SF · Recap
Christian McCaffrey and the 49ers win 13th straight in the regular season, beat the Giants 30-12
— The New York Giants kept dialing up blitzes and the San Francisco 49ers just got the ball into their playmakers' hands.
TEN @ CLE · Recap
Myles Garrett, Cleveland's defense devour Titans, Deshaun Watson has 2 TD passes in Browns' 27-3 win
— Nick Chubb's season-ending injury didn't crush the Cleveland Browns.
ATL @ DET · Recap
Jared Goff throws and runs for TDs, helping the Lions bounce back with a 20-6 win over Falcons
— Jared Goff faked a handoff, dropped back and lofted a pass to a stunningly open Sam LaPorta.
NO @ GB · Recap
Jordan Love rallies Packers to 18-17 win after Saints lose Derek Carr to shoulder injury
— Jordan Love celebrated his first career start at Lambeau Field by producing the type of comeback his four-time MVP predecessor orchestrated so often.
DEN @ MIA · Recap
Dolphins rout Broncos 70-20, scoring the most points by an NFL team in a game since 1966
— De’Von Achane could hear the crowd at Hard Rock Stadium chanting “Three more points!” on Miami’s final drive. The Dolphins had the ball inside the Denver Broncos’ 30 with less than a minute left, and they were three points shy of breaking the NFL’s...
LAC @ MIN · Recap
Herbert, Chargers keep Vikings winless, pulling out a 28-24 victory sealed by late pick in end zone
— The Minnesota Vikings again lacked the late-game touch that was so golden for them last season.