Even the Losers 95.4-78.5 Bud Light Berto
1-0 / 0-1
Even the Losers beat Bud Light Berto 95.4-78.5. Lambeau energy: make a plan and keep it. Purple energy: hope and a horn.
The desk
Week 2 recap
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League desk
Week 2 is in the books. SKOL is not a strategy, and neither is hoping the other guy misses. Team Fantasm posted the high score at 120. Closest matchup: Mediocre Bacon Slinger vs Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs (2 pts).
Winners
Even the Losers, Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs, Team D, Team Fantasm, Bye Week, and Team Randy
Losers
Bud Light Berto, Mediocre Bacon Slinger, Greener Pastures, The Hitmen, Send Help, and Barn Burners
Biggest win
Team D 111.5 - 56.7 Greener Pastures
54.7 point margin
Closest matchup
Mediocre Bacon Slinger 87.9 - 89.9 Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs
2 point margin
Top scorers
- Daniel Jones · QB · Even the Losers30.7
- Kirk Cousins · QB · Bye Week28.6
- Brian Robinson Jr. · RB · Even the Losers26.9
- Jalen Hurts · QB · Team Randy25.2
- Raheem Mostert · RB · Team Fantasm24.7
How the matchups went
Mediocre Bacon Slinger 87.9-89.9 Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs
0-1 / 1-0
Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs squeaked past Mediocre Bacon Slinger 89.9-87.9. Minnesota energy: loud until it mattered, then a new documentary about what went wrong.
Team D 111.5-56.7 Greener Pastures
1-0 / 0-1
Team D handled Greener Pastures 111.5-56.7. That is Packers football: take the lead, keep the lead, go home.
Team Fantasm 120-116.6 The Hitmen
1-0 / 0-1
Team Fantasm squeaked past The Hitmen 120-116.6. The Vikings would have found a way to fumble this in the last two minutes.
Bye Week 75.4-68.4 Send Help
1-0 / 0-1
Bye Week beat Send Help 75.4-68.4. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.
Barn Burners 77.2-115.1 Team Randy
0-1 / 1-0
Team Randy handled Barn Burners 115.1-77.2. That is Packers football: take the lead, keep the lead, go home.
NFL highlights
Regular Season · Week 2
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final
Minnesota Vikings28
Philadelphia Eagles34Final
Green Bay Packers24
Atlanta Falcons25Final
Las Vegas Raiders10
Buffalo Bills38Final
Baltimore Ravens27
Cincinnati Bengals24Final/OT
Seattle Seahawks37
Detroit Lions31Final/OT
Los Angeles Chargers24
Tennessee Titans27Final
Chicago Bears17
Tampa Bay Buccaneers27Final
Kansas City Chiefs17
Jacksonville Jaguars9Final
Indianapolis Colts31
Houston Texans20Final
San Francisco 49ers30
Los Angeles Rams23Final
New York Giants31
Arizona Cardinals28Final
New York Jets10
Dallas Cowboys30Final
Washington Commanders35
Denver Broncos33Final
Miami Dolphins24
New England Patriots17Final
New Orleans Saints20
Carolina Panthers17Final
Cleveland Browns22
Pittsburgh Steelers26MIN @ PHI · Recap
Jalen Hurts runs for 2 TDs, throws for a score; Eagles hold off fumble-prone Vikings 34-28
— Jalen Hurts forced a throw into double coverage, one of his worst passes in years, and was picked off. A.J. Brown — he of the nearly 1,500 yards receiving a year ago — threw a tantrum on the sidelines when the ball didn't come his way.
GB @ ATL · Recap
Robinson shines, Koo kicks winning field goal as Falcons rally past Packers 25-24
— When Arthur Smith sent the word to his offense — we're going for it on fourth down — the Atlanta Falcons were fired up.
LV @ BUF · Recap
Allen and the Bills bounce back from a season-opening dud with 38-10 rout of the Las Vegas Raiders
— The worse Josh Allen feels one week, the better he plays the next.
BAL @ CIN · Recap
Lamar Jackson, Ravens hold on to beat Cincinnati 27-24. Bengals 0-2 for second straight year
— Lamar Jackson did more than enough to beat the Bengals, even without injured running back J.K. Dobbins.
SEA @ DET · Recap
Geno Smith's 2nd TD pass to Tyler Lockett lifts the Seahawks to a 37-31 OT win over the Lions
— Geno Smith, Tyler Lockett and the Seattle Seahawks showed their <a...
LAC @ TEN · Recap
Folk's OT field goal in rain helps Titans snap 8-game skid with 27-24 win over Chargers
— The Tennessee Titans finally got a much-needed sigh of relief.