Bud Light Berto 77.4-113.4 Even the Losers
0-1 / 1-0
Even the Losers handled Bud Light Berto 113.4-77.4. This is how you close. Minnesota is taking notes and then losing them.
The desk
Week 13 recap
League of Champions/2023 · Week 14ESPN
League desk
Week 13 is in the books. Green Bay would have closed this clean. Minnesota would have made it a podcast. Team Randy posted the high score at 134.3. Closest matchup: Send Help vs Bye Week (1.3 pts).
Winners
Even the Losers, Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs, Team D, The Hitmen, Send Help, and Team Randy
Losers
Bud Light Berto, Mediocre Bacon Slinger, Greener Pastures, Team Fantasm, Bye Week, and Barn Burners
Biggest win
Team Randy 134.3 - 34.6 Barn Burners
99.7 point margin
Closest matchup
Send Help 108.4 - 107.1 Bye Week
1.3 point margin
Top scorers
- Deebo Samuel · WR · The Hitmen31.8
- DK Metcalf · WR · The Hitmen31.4
- Brock Purdy · QB · Even the Losers29.5
- Dak Prescott · QB · Send Help28.3
- Tyreek Hill · WR · Bud Light Berto27.3
How the matchups went
Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs 91.7-52.7 Mediocre Bacon Slinger
1-0 / 0-1
Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs handled Mediocre Bacon Slinger 91.7-52.7. The Packers would have enjoyed this. The Vikings would have called it a learning experience.
Greener Pastures 93.8-134.1 Team D
0-1 / 1-0
Team D handled Greener Pastures 134.1-93.8. Lambeau-coded. No drama. Just a win that looked like it had a plan.
The Hitmen 116.3-71.4 Team Fantasm
1-0 / 0-1
The Hitmen handled Team Fantasm 116.3-71.4. Lambeau-coded. No drama. Just a win that looked like it had a plan.
Send Help 108.4-107.1 Bye Week
1-0 / 0-1
Send Help squeaked past Bye Week 108.4-107.1. Minnesota energy: loud until it mattered, then a new documentary about what went wrong.
Team Randy 134.3-34.6 Barn Burners
1-0 / 0-1
Team Randy handled Barn Burners 134.3-34.6. Lambeau-coded. No drama. Just a win that looked like it had a plan.
NFL highlights
Regular Season · Week 13
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final
Seattle Seahawks35
Dallas Cowboys41Final/OT
Indianapolis Colts31
Tennessee Titans28Final
Los Angeles Chargers6
New England Patriots0Final
Detroit Lions33
New Orleans Saints28Final
Atlanta Falcons13
New York Jets8Final
Arizona Cardinals24
Pittsburgh Steelers10Final
Miami Dolphins45
Washington Commanders15Final
Denver Broncos17
Houston Texans22Final
Carolina Panthers18
Tampa Bay Buccaneers21Final
Cleveland Browns19
Los Angeles Rams36Final
San Francisco 49ers42
Philadelphia Eagles19Final
Kansas City Chiefs19
Green Bay Packers27Final/OT
Cincinnati Bengals34
Jacksonville Jaguars31SEA @ DAL · Recap
Dak Prescott throws for 3 TDs, Cowboys extend home win streak to 14 with 41-35 win over Seahawks
— Trailing Seattle in the fourth quarter, Dak Prescott and the Dallas Cowboys knew there was no way they could extend their NFL record of five consecutive 20-point wins at home to start the season.
IND @ TEN · Recap
Minshew throws for TD in OT as the Colts win 4th straight, down Titans 31-28
— The Indianapolis Colts may start slow.
LAC @ NE · Recap
With pair of FGs, Chargers beat Patriots and latest hapless QB, 6-0
— In weather that tormented the offenses, at least the Los Angeles Chargers had their kicking game to fall back on.
DET @ NO · Recap
Sam LaPorta has career day for Lions, Saints QB Derek Carr hurt as Detroit wins 33-28
— For a rookie tight end from a college program not known for its offensive prowess, Sam LaPorta has been a quick study in the NFL and is playing a prominent role in what could be a special season for the Detroit Lions.
ATL @ NYJ · Recap
Ridder, Falcons do just enough to pull out an ugly 13-8 win over struggling Jets
— The rain was falling, penalty flags were flying and the Atlanta Falcons kept slogging away.
ARI @ PIT · Recap
James Conner scores twice against his old team, Kenny Pickett hurt as Cardinals beat Steelers 24-10
— Forced to endure an unexpected “second halftime” after the skies opened up around Acrisure Stadium in the third quarter on Sunday, the Arizona Cardinals retreated to the locker room and tried to stay loose.