Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs 64.7-74.1 Even the Losers
0-1 / 1-0
Even the Losers beat Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs 74.1-64.7. SKOL is warming up in the parking lot. That is not a good sign for anyone involved.
The desk
Week 1 recap
League of Champions/2023 · Week 14ESPN
League desk
Week 1 is in the books. Green Bay would have closed this clean. Minnesota would have made it a podcast. The Hitmen posted the high score at 94. Closest matchup: Greener Pastures vs Bud Light Berto (0.1 pts).
Winners
Even the Losers, Greener Pastures, The Hitmen, Send Help, Team Fantasm, and Bye Week
Losers
Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs, Bud Light Berto, Mediocre Bacon Slinger, Team D, Team Randy, and Barn Burners
Biggest win
Barn Burners 57.4 - 80.9 Bye Week
23.5 point margin
Closest matchup
Greener Pastures 92.1 - 92.1 Bud Light Berto
0.1 point margin
Top scorers
- Tyreek Hill · WR · Bud Light Berto33.5
- Cowboys D/ST · D/ST · The Hitmen32
- Brandon Aiyuk · WR · Even the Losers24.9
- Aaron Jones · RB · Greener Pastures24.7
- Christian McCaffrey · RB · Bye Week22.9
How the matchups went
Greener Pastures 92.1-92.1 Bud Light Berto
1-0 / 0-1
Greener Pastures squeaked past Bud Light Berto 92.1-92.1. Minnesota energy: loud until it mattered, then a new documentary about what went wrong.
The Hitmen 94-78.3 Mediocre Bacon Slinger
1-0 / 0-1
The Hitmen beat Mediocre Bacon Slinger 94-78.3. Lambeau energy: make a plan and keep it. Purple energy: hope and a horn.
Send Help 87.6-71.2 Team D
1-0 / 0-1
Send Help beat Team D 87.6-71.2. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.
Team Randy 74.4-85.6 Team Fantasm
0-1 / 1-0
Team Fantasm beat Team Randy 85.6-74.4. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.
Barn Burners 57.4-80.9 Bye Week
0-1 / 1-0
Bye Week beat Barn Burners 80.9-57.4. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.
NFL highlights
Regular Season · Week 1
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final
Detroit Lions21
Kansas City Chiefs20Final
Carolina Panthers10
Atlanta Falcons24Final
Cincinnati Bengals3
Cleveland Browns24Final
Jacksonville Jaguars31
Indianapolis Colts21Final
Tampa Bay Buccaneers20
Minnesota Vikings17Final
Tennessee Titans15
New Orleans Saints16Final
San Francisco 49ers30
Pittsburgh Steelers7Final
Arizona Cardinals16
Washington Commanders20Final
Houston Texans9
Baltimore Ravens25Final
Green Bay Packers38
Chicago Bears20Final
Las Vegas Raiders17
Denver Broncos16Final
Philadelphia Eagles25
New England Patriots20Final
Miami Dolphins36
Los Angeles Chargers34Final
Los Angeles Rams30
Seattle Seahawks13Final
Dallas Cowboys40
New York Giants0Final/OT
Buffalo Bills16
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