Send Help 82.4-89.2 Even the Losers
0-1 / 1-0
Even the Losers beat Send Help 89.2-82.4. SKOL is warming up in the parking lot. That is not a good sign for anyone involved.
The desk
Week 9 recap
League of Champions/2022 · Week 14ESPN
League desk
Week 9 is in the books. The Packers remain the house standard. The Vikings remain available as a warning label. Team Fantasm posted the high score at 128.5. Closest matchup: Barn Burners vs Greener Pastures (3 pts).
Winners
Even the Losers, The Hitmen, Greener Pastures, Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs, Team Fantasm, and Mediocre Bacon Slinger
Losers
Send Help, Team Randy, Barn Burners, Bye Week, Bud Light Berto, and Pitts of Despair
Biggest win
Bye Week 48.8 - 108.3 Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs
59.5 point margin
Closest matchup
Barn Burners 79.8 - 82.8 Greener Pastures
3 point margin
Top scorers
- Joe Mixon · RB · Team Fantasm51.1
- Justin Fields · QB · Even the Losers42.7
- Patrick Mahomes · QB · Mediocre Bacon Slinger34.1
- Davante Adams · WR · Pitts of Despair26.6
- Kenneth Walker III · RB · Mediocre Bacon Slinger24.9
How the matchups went
Team Randy 89.5-110.3 The Hitmen
0-1 / 1-0
The Hitmen beat Team Randy 110.3-89.5. SKOL is warming up in the parking lot. That is not a good sign for anyone involved.
Barn Burners 79.8-82.8 Greener Pastures
0-1 / 1-0
Greener Pastures squeaked past Barn Burners 82.8-79.8. A one-score game is where the Vikings usually file the paperwork for another collapse.
Bye Week 48.8-108.3 Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs
0-1 / 1-0
Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs handled Bye Week 108.3-48.8. That is Packers football: take the lead, keep the lead, go home.
Team Fantasm 128.5-88.6 Bud Light Berto
1-0 / 0-1
Team Fantasm handled Bud Light Berto 128.5-88.6. The Packers would have enjoyed this. The Vikings would have called it a learning experience.
Pitts of Despair 61.6-110.2 Mediocre Bacon Slinger
0-1 / 1-0
Mediocre Bacon Slinger handled Pitts of Despair 110.2-61.6. Lambeau-coded. No drama. Just a win that looked like it had a plan.
NFL highlights
Regular Season · Week 9
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final
Philadelphia Eagles29
Houston Texans17Final
Los Angeles Chargers20
Atlanta Falcons17Final
Miami Dolphins35
Chicago Bears32Final
Carolina Panthers21
Cincinnati Bengals42Final
Green Bay Packers9
Detroit Lions15Final
Indianapolis Colts3
New England Patriots26Final
Buffalo Bills17
New York Jets20Final
Minnesota Vikings20
Washington Commanders17Final
Las Vegas Raiders20
Jacksonville Jaguars27Final
Seattle Seahawks31
Arizona Cardinals21Final
Los Angeles Rams13
Tampa Bay Buccaneers16Final/OT
Tennessee Titans17
Kansas City Chiefs20Final
Baltimore Ravens27
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