Even the Losers 88.2-79.1 Team Randy
1-0 / 0-1
Even the Losers beat Team Randy 88.2-79.1. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.
The desk
Week 8 recap
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League desk
Week 8 is in the books. SKOL is not a strategy, and neither is hoping the other guy misses. Greener Pastures posted the high score at 134.7.
Winners
Even the Losers, Send Help, The Hitmen, Greener Pastures, Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs, and Bud Light Berto
Losers
Team Randy, Barn Burners, Bye Week, Team Fantasm, Pitts of Despair, and Mediocre Bacon Slinger
Biggest win
Greener Pastures 134.7 - 85.4 Team Fantasm
49.4 point margin
Closest matchup
Even the Losers 88.2 - 79.1 Team Randy
9.1 point margin
Top scorers
- Derrick Henry · RB · Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs34.8
- Alvin Kamara · RB · Greener Pastures33.8
- A.J. Brown · WR · Barn Burners33.6
- Tony Pollard · RB · Send Help32.7
- Christian McCaffrey · RB · Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs32.3
How the matchups went
Send Help 129.7-106 Barn Burners
1-0 / 0-1
Send Help beat Barn Burners 129.7-106. SKOL is warming up in the parking lot. That is not a good sign for anyone involved.
The Hitmen 105.7-89.2 Bye Week
1-0 / 0-1
The Hitmen beat Bye Week 105.7-89.2. SKOL is warming up in the parking lot. That is not a good sign for anyone involved.
Greener Pastures 134.7-85.4 Team Fantasm
1-0 / 0-1
Greener Pastures handled Team Fantasm 134.7-85.4. The Packers would have enjoyed this. The Vikings would have called it a learning experience.
Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs 122.7-75.6 Pitts of Despair
1-0 / 0-1
Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs handled Pitts of Despair 122.7-75.6. The Packers would have enjoyed this. The Vikings would have called it a learning experience.
Bud Light Berto 106.6-75.3 Mediocre Bacon Slinger
1-0 / 0-1
Bud Light Berto handled Mediocre Bacon Slinger 106.6-75.3. The Packers would have enjoyed this. The Vikings would have called it a learning experience.
NFL highlights
Regular Season · Week 8
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final
Baltimore Ravens27
Tampa Bay Buccaneers22Final
Denver Broncos21
Jacksonville Jaguars17Final/OT
Carolina Panthers34
Atlanta Falcons37Final
Chicago Bears29
Dallas Cowboys49Final
Miami Dolphins31
Detroit Lions27Final
Arizona Cardinals26
Minnesota Vikings34Final
Las Vegas Raiders0
New Orleans Saints24Final
New England Patriots22
New York Jets17Final
Pittsburgh Steelers13
Philadelphia Eagles35Final
Tennessee Titans17
Houston Texans10Final
Washington Commanders17
Indianapolis Colts16Final
San Francisco 49ers31
Los Angeles Rams14Final
New York Giants13
Seattle Seahawks27Final
Green Bay Packers17
Buffalo Bills27Final
Cincinnati Bengals13
Cleveland Browns32BAL @ TB · Recap
Jackson shines, Ravens beat Brady, struggling Bucs 27-22
— The Baltimore Ravens finally have a winning streak.
DEN VS JAX · Recap
Broncos beat Jaguars 21-17 in London to snap losing streak
— The Broncos offense has stalled all season so expectations were low when a punt left them on their 2-yard line, trailing the Jacksonville Jaguars at Wembley Stadium.
CAR @ ATL · Recap
Koo's OT FG gives Falcons improbable 37-34 win over Panthers
— D.J. Moore hauled in a last-minute touchdown pass but ripped off his helmet, Carolina's Eddy Piñeiro missed a pair of potential winning kicks, and the Atlanta Falcons escaped with a victory that was as improbable as their spot in the standings.
CHI @ DAL · Recap
Cowboys' Prescott, Parsons rumble to 49-29 win over Bears
— Dak Prescott kept his legs churning to turn a quarterback sneak into a 25-yard gain.
MIA @ DET · Recap
Tagovailoa aids Dolphins' turnaround in 31-27 win over Lions
— Tua Tagovailoa dropped back, set his feet and went through three options before finding a wide-open teammate.
ARI @ MIN · Recap
Vikings hang on for 5th straight win, top Cardinals 34-26
— The winning touch that so often escaped the Minnesota Vikings last season is back in their hands.