Barn Burners 75.9-113.7 Even the Losers
0-1 / 1-0
Even the Losers handled Barn Burners 113.7-75.9. Lambeau-coded. No drama. Just a win that looked like it had a plan.
The desk
Week 7 recap
League of Champions/2022 · Week 14ESPN
League desk
Week 7 is in the books. Green Bay would have closed this clean. Minnesota would have made it a podcast. Even the Losers posted the high score at 113.7. Closest matchup: Bud Light Berto vs Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs (0.4 pts).
Winners
Even the Losers, Bye Week, Team Fantasm, The Hitmen, Greener Pastures, and Bud Light Berto
Losers
Barn Burners, Team Randy, Send Help, Pitts of Despair, Mediocre Bacon Slinger, and Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs
Biggest win
Bye Week 113.4 - 66.3 Team Randy
47.1 point margin
Closest matchup
Bud Light Berto 76.8 - 76.4 Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs
0.4 point margin
Top scorers
- Joe Burrow · QB · Bye Week39.2
- Josh Jacobs · RB · The Hitmen33.5
- Daniel Jones · QB · Greener Pastures28.8
- Kenneth Walker III · RB · Mediocre Bacon Slinger28.7
- Patrick Mahomes · QB · Mediocre Bacon Slinger26.9
How the matchups went
Bye Week 113.4-66.3 Team Randy
1-0 / 0-1
Bye Week handled Team Randy 113.4-66.3. That is Packers football: take the lead, keep the lead, go home.
Team Fantasm 98.7-88.4 Send Help
1-0 / 0-1
Team Fantasm beat Send Help 98.7-88.4. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.
Pitts of Despair 58.8-74.8 The Hitmen
0-1 / 1-0
The Hitmen beat Pitts of Despair 74.8-58.8. SKOL is warming up in the parking lot. That is not a good sign for anyone involved.
Mediocre Bacon Slinger 99.1-106.4 Greener Pastures
0-1 / 1-0
Greener Pastures beat Mediocre Bacon Slinger 106.4-99.1. Lambeau energy: make a plan and keep it. Purple energy: hope and a horn.
Bud Light Berto 76.8-76.4 Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs
1-0 / 0-1
Bud Light Berto squeaked past Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs 76.8-76.4. Minnesota energy: loud until it mattered, then a new documentary about what went wrong.
NFL highlights
Regular Season · Week 7
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final
New Orleans Saints34
Arizona Cardinals42Final
Atlanta Falcons17
Cincinnati Bengals35Final
Detroit Lions6
Dallas Cowboys24Final
Indianapolis Colts10
Tennessee Titans19Final
Green Bay Packers21
Washington Commanders23Final
Tampa Bay Buccaneers3
Carolina Panthers21Final
New York Giants23
Jacksonville Jaguars17Final
Cleveland Browns20
Baltimore Ravens23Final
New York Jets16
Denver Broncos9Final
Houston Texans20
Las Vegas Raiders38Final
Seattle Seahawks37
Los Angeles Chargers23Final
Kansas City Chiefs44
San Francisco 49ers23Final
Pittsburgh Steelers10
Miami Dolphins16Final
Chicago Bears33
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