Team Fantasm 72-80.9 Even the Losers
0-1 / 1-0
Even the Losers beat Team Fantasm 80.9-72. SKOL is warming up in the parking lot. That is not a good sign for anyone involved.
The desk
Week 5 recap
League of Champions/2022 · Week 14ESPN
League desk
Week 5 is in the books. SKOL is not a strategy, and neither is hoping the other guy misses. Team Randy posted the high score at 121. Closest matchup: Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs vs Send Help (1.8 pts).
Winners
Even the Losers, Pitts of Despair, Mediocre Bacon Slinger, Team Randy, Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs, and The Hitmen
Losers
Team Fantasm, Bye Week, Barn Burners, Bud Light Berto, Send Help, and Greener Pastures
Biggest win
Pitts of Despair 103.9 - 65.1 Bye Week
38.8 point margin
Closest matchup
Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs 110.4 - 108.6 Send Help
1.8 point margin
Top scorers
- Josh Allen · QB · Team Randy35.2
- Taysom Hill · TE · Send Help34.1
- Austin Ekeler · RB · Greener Pastures31.9
- Patrick Mahomes · QB · Mediocre Bacon Slinger30.5
- Gabe Davis · WR · Team Randy29.1
How the matchups went
Pitts of Despair 103.9-65.1 Bye Week
1-0 / 0-1
Pitts of Despair handled Bye Week 103.9-65.1. That is Packers football: take the lead, keep the lead, go home.
Mediocre Bacon Slinger 101.9-98.3 Barn Burners
1-0 / 0-1
Mediocre Bacon Slinger squeaked past Barn Burners 101.9-98.3. The Vikings would have found a way to fumble this in the last two minutes.
Bud Light Berto 115.8-121 Team Randy
0-1 / 1-0
Team Randy beat Bud Light Berto 121-115.8. SKOL is warming up in the parking lot. That is not a good sign for anyone involved.
Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs 110.4-108.6 Send Help
1-0 / 0-1
Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs squeaked past Send Help 110.4-108.6. Close games are where Green Bay stays boring on purpose and Minnesota starts a podcast.
Greener Pastures 93.1-96.5 The Hitmen
0-1 / 1-0
The Hitmen squeaked past Greener Pastures 96.5-93.1. Minnesota energy: loud until it mattered, then a new documentary about what went wrong.
NFL highlights
Regular Season · Week 5
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final/OT
Indianapolis Colts12
Denver Broncos9Final
New York Giants27
Green Bay Packers22Final
Pittsburgh Steelers3
Buffalo Bills38Final
Los Angeles Chargers30
Cleveland Browns28Final
Chicago Bears22
Minnesota Vikings29Final
Detroit Lions0
New England Patriots29Final
Seattle Seahawks32
New Orleans Saints39Final
Miami Dolphins17
New York Jets40Final
Atlanta Falcons15
Tampa Bay Buccaneers21Final
Tennessee Titans21
Washington Commanders17Final
Houston Texans13
Jacksonville Jaguars6Final
San Francisco 49ers37
Carolina Panthers15Final
Dallas Cowboys22
Los Angeles Rams10Final
Philadelphia Eagles20
Arizona Cardinals17Final
Cincinnati Bengals17
Baltimore Ravens19Final
Las Vegas Raiders29
Kansas City Chiefs30IND @ DEN · Recap
Colts grind out 12-9 win over Broncos in injury-filled game
— Matt Ryan kept the faith through all the sacks, interceptions, fumbles and three-and-outs that made for a streaming snooze-fest Thursday night.
NYG VS GB · Recap
Giants spoil Packers international debut with 27-22 win
— Daniel Jones and Saquon Barkley spoiled the Green Bay Packers' international debut.
PIT @ BUF · Recap
Allen picks apart Steelers secondary in Bills' 38-3 win
— Josh Allen made a mental note after seeing receiver Gabe Davis have a bounce in his step a day earlier during the Buffalo Bills' final walk-through session before facing the Steelers.
LAC @ CLE · Recap
Chargers hang on, beat Browns 30-28 after LA coach's gamble
— Brandon Staley trusted his gut, the analytics and his offense.
CHI @ MIN · Recap
Cousins, Vikings snap to life with late TD, beat Bears 29-22
— Kirk Cousins and the Minnesota Vikings established a remarkable rhythm early. Their resiliency surfaced again late.
DET @ NE · Recap
Stevenson, Patriots' D back Zappe in 29-0 win over Lions
— Nostalgia was draped over the New England Patriots on Sunday, from the team's throwback, 1980s-era jerseys to the minuteman logo painted at midfield.