Even the Losers 100.2-76.9 Pitts of Despair
1-0 / 0-1
Even the Losers beat Pitts of Despair 100.2-76.9. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.
The desk
Week 4 recap
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League desk
Week 4 is in the books. Green Bay would have closed this clean. Minnesota would have made it a podcast. The Hitmen posted the high score at 164.9. Closest matchup: Barn Burners vs Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs (3.2 pts).
Winners
Even the Losers, Team Fantasm, Bud Light Berto, Barn Burners, Greener Pastures, and The Hitmen
Losers
Pitts of Despair, Mediocre Bacon Slinger, Bye Week, Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs, Team Randy, and Send Help
Biggest win
Send Help 99.3 - 164.9 The Hitmen
65.6 point margin
Closest matchup
Barn Burners 96.9 - 93.7 Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs
3.2 point margin
Top scorers
- T.J. Hockenson · TE · The Hitmen31.9
- Josh Jacobs · RB · The Hitmen29.5
- Austin Ekeler · RB · Greener Pastures28.9
- Rashaad Penny · RB · The Hitmen27.7
- Miles Sanders · RB · Greener Pastures27.6
How the matchups went
Team Fantasm 93.9-82.7 Mediocre Bacon Slinger
1-0 / 0-1
Team Fantasm beat Mediocre Bacon Slinger 93.9-82.7. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.
Bye Week 82.6-90.7 Bud Light Berto
0-1 / 1-0
Bud Light Berto beat Bye Week 90.7-82.6. The Packers would already have a script. The Vikings would already have an excuse.
Barn Burners 96.9-93.7 Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs
1-0 / 0-1
Barn Burners squeaked past Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs 96.9-93.7. Minnesota energy: loud until it mattered, then a new documentary about what went wrong.
Team Randy 86.5-106.5 Greener Pastures
0-1 / 1-0
Greener Pastures beat Team Randy 106.5-86.5. The Packers would already have a script. The Vikings would already have an excuse.
Send Help 99.3-164.9 The Hitmen
0-1 / 1-0
The Hitmen handled Send Help 164.9-99.3. That is Packers football: take the lead, keep the lead, go home.
NFL highlights
Regular Season · Week 4
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final
Miami Dolphins15
Cincinnati Bengals27Final
Minnesota Vikings28
New Orleans Saints25Final
Cleveland Browns20
Atlanta Falcons23Final
Washington Commanders10
Dallas Cowboys25Final
Seattle Seahawks48
Detroit Lions45Final
Tennessee Titans24
Indianapolis Colts17Final
Chicago Bears12
New York Giants20Final
Jacksonville Jaguars21
Philadelphia Eagles29Final
New York Jets24
Pittsburgh Steelers20Final
Buffalo Bills23
Baltimore Ravens20Final
Los Angeles Chargers34
Houston Texans24Final
Arizona Cardinals26
Carolina Panthers16Final/OT
New England Patriots24
Green Bay Packers27Final
Denver Broncos23
Las Vegas Raiders32Final
Kansas City Chiefs41
Tampa Bay Buccaneers31Final
Los Angeles Rams9
San Francisco 49ers24MIA @ CIN · Recap
Bengals top Miami 27-15 after injured Tagovailoa carted off
— Behind an overhauled offensive line coalescing in front of quarterback Joe Burrow and a defense forcing turnovers, the Cincinnati Bengals are looking more like the defending AFC champions.
MIN VS NO · Recap
Vikings hang on for 28-25 win over Saints in London
— Justin Jefferson bounced back from two quiet games and Greg Joseph made amends for a missed extra point.
WSH @ DAL · Recap
Backup QB Rush wins again as Cowboys beat Commanders 25-10
— Cooper Rush scrambled to his right, scanning the end zone for a target on a potential go-ahead touchdown.
SEA @ DET · Recap
Geno Smith, Rashaad Penny star as Seahawks beat Lions 48-45
— Geno Smith and Rashaad Penny were so good the Seattle Seahawks never needed their punter.
TEN @ IND · Recap
Henry reigns as Titans hold off Colts for 24-17 victory
— Derrick Henry got right back to business against the Indianapolis Colts.
CHI @ NYG · Recap
Jones injures ankle in Giants' 20-12 victory over Bears
— With Daniel Jones limited by an ankle injury and backup Tyrod Taylor down with a concussion midway through the fourth quarter, New York Giants rookie coach Brian Daboll reached for his grease board and went to work.