Mediocre Bacon Slinger 91.5-62.8 Even the Losers
1-0 / 0-1
Mediocre Bacon Slinger handled Even the Losers 91.5-62.8. The Packers would have enjoyed this. The Vikings would have called it a learning experience.
The desk
Week 3 recap
League of Champions/2022 · Week 14ESPN
League desk
Week 3 is in the books. The Packers remain the house standard. The Vikings remain available as a warning label. Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs posted the high score at 98.3. Closest matchup: Bud Light Berto vs Pitts of Despair (3 pts).
Winners
Mediocre Bacon Slinger, Bud Light Berto, Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs, Bye Week, Barn Burners, and Team Randy
Losers
Even the Losers, Pitts of Despair, Team Fantasm, Greener Pastures, The Hitmen, and Send Help
Biggest win
Mediocre Bacon Slinger 91.5 - 62.8 Even the Losers
28.7 point margin
Closest matchup
Bud Light Berto 80 - 77 Pitts of Despair
3 point margin
Top scorers
- Lamar Jackson · QB · Barn Burners39.4
- Khalil Herbert · RB · Team Randy28.9
- Jalen Hurts · QB · Barn Burners27.6
- Josh Allen · QB · Team Randy26.7
- Joe Burrow · QB · Bye Week23
How the matchups went
Bud Light Berto 80-77 Pitts of Despair
1-0 / 0-1
Bud Light Berto squeaked past Pitts of Despair 80-77. Minnesota energy: loud until it mattered, then a new documentary about what went wrong.
Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs 98.3-90.4 Team Fantasm
1-0 / 0-1
Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs beat Team Fantasm 98.3-90.4. The Packers would already have a script. The Vikings would already have an excuse.
Greener Pastures 64.6-82.6 Bye Week
0-1 / 1-0
Bye Week beat Greener Pastures 82.6-64.6. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.
The Hitmen 66.7-94 Barn Burners
0-1 / 1-0
Barn Burners handled The Hitmen 94-66.7. This is how you close. Minnesota is taking notes and then losing them.
Send Help 61-76.5 Team Randy
0-1 / 1-0
Team Randy beat Send Help 76.5-61. SKOL is warming up in the parking lot. That is not a good sign for anyone involved.
NFL highlights
Regular Season · Week 3
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final
Pittsburgh Steelers17
Cleveland Browns29Final
Houston Texans20
Chicago Bears23Final
Las Vegas Raiders22
Tennessee Titans24Final
Kansas City Chiefs17
Indianapolis Colts20Final
Buffalo Bills19
Miami Dolphins21Final
Detroit Lions24
Minnesota Vikings28Final
Baltimore Ravens37
New England Patriots26Final
Cincinnati Bengals27
New York Jets12Final
Philadelphia Eagles24
Washington Commanders8Final
New Orleans Saints14
Carolina Panthers22Final
Jacksonville Jaguars38
Los Angeles Chargers10Final
Los Angeles Rams20
Arizona Cardinals12Final
Atlanta Falcons27
Seattle Seahawks23Final
Green Bay Packers14
Tampa Bay Buccaneers12Final
San Francisco 49ers10
Denver Broncos11Final
Dallas Cowboys23
New York Giants16PIT @ CLE · Recap
Brissett, Browns rebound from collapse, beat Steelers 29-17
— An unimaginable collapse still fresh in their minds, the Browns managed to avoid a second one in four days.
HOU @ CHI · Recap
Smith INT sets up game-ending FG as Bears beat Texans 23-20
— As soon as Roquan Smith saw the ball tipped at the line, he knew what he had to do.
LV @ TEN · Recap
Titans never trail in keeping Raiders winless with 24-22 win
— The Tennessee Titans finally have their first victory this season.
KC @ IND · Recap
Ryan drives Colts to 1st win with 20-17 comeback vs Chiefs
— Matt Ryan kept the faith Sunday.
BUF @ MIA · Recap
Dolphins halt Allen, survive 'butt punt' to beat Bills
— Thomas Morstead stepped into the middle of Miami's end zone, swung his powerful right leg and booted a punt.
DET @ MIN · Recap
Vikings rally past Lions 28-24 on Osborn's last-minute TD
— The Minnesota Vikings have been trying to craft under new coach Kevin O'Connell a diverse and unpredictable offense that can still succeed when their best players are taken away.