Bud Light Berto 80.6-82.8 Even the Losers
0-1 / 1-0
Even the Losers squeaked past Bud Light Berto 82.8-80.6. Minnesota energy: loud until it mattered, then a new documentary about what went wrong.
The desk
Week 13 recap
League of Champions/2022 · Week 14ESPN
League desk
Week 13 is in the books. Green Bay would have closed this clean. Minnesota would have made it a podcast. Bye Week posted the high score at 121.3. Closest matchup: Team Randy vs Barn Burners (1.4 pts).
Winners
Even the Losers, Mediocre Bacon Slinger, Pitts of Despair, The Hitmen, Bye Week, and Team Randy
Losers
Bud Light Berto, Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs, Greener Pastures, Team Fantasm, Send Help, and Barn Burners
Biggest win
The Hitmen 107.1 - 63.6 Team Fantasm
43.5 point margin
Closest matchup
Team Randy 92.7 - 91.3 Barn Burners
1.4 point margin
Top scorers
- Jalen Hurts · QB · Bud Light Berto34.4
- Joe Burrow · QB · Bye Week30
- Davante Adams · WR · Pitts of Despair29.7
- Browns D/ST · D/ST · Bye Week29
- A.J. Brown · WR · Barn Burners23.9
How the matchups went
Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs 86.8-92.4 Mediocre Bacon Slinger
0-1 / 1-0
Mediocre Bacon Slinger beat Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs 92.4-86.8. The Packers would already have a script. The Vikings would already have an excuse.
Greener Pastures 76.7-99.5 Pitts of Despair
0-1 / 1-0
Pitts of Despair beat Greener Pastures 99.5-76.7. The Packers would already have a script. The Vikings would already have an excuse.
The Hitmen 107.1-63.6 Team Fantasm
1-0 / 0-1
The Hitmen handled Team Fantasm 107.1-63.6. Lambeau-coded. No drama. Just a win that looked like it had a plan.
Send Help 81.4-121.3 Bye Week
0-1 / 1-0
Bye Week handled Send Help 121.3-81.4. Lambeau-coded. No drama. Just a win that looked like it had a plan.
Team Randy 92.7-91.3 Barn Burners
1-0 / 0-1
Team Randy squeaked past Barn Burners 92.7-91.3. Close games are where Green Bay stays boring on purpose and Minnesota starts a podcast.
NFL highlights
Regular Season · Week 13
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final
Buffalo Bills24
New England Patriots10Final
Pittsburgh Steelers19
Atlanta Falcons16Final
Green Bay Packers28
Chicago Bears19Final
Jacksonville Jaguars14
Detroit Lions40Final
New York Jets22
Minnesota Vikings27Final/OT
Washington Commanders20
New York Giants20Final
Tennessee Titans10
Philadelphia Eagles35Final
Denver Broncos9
Baltimore Ravens10Final
Cleveland Browns27
Houston Texans14Final
Seattle Seahawks27
Los Angeles Rams23Final
Miami Dolphins17
San Francisco 49ers33Final
Kansas City Chiefs24
Cincinnati Bengals27Final
Los Angeles Chargers20
Las Vegas Raiders27Final
Indianapolis Colts19
Dallas Cowboys54Final
New Orleans Saints16
Tampa Bay Buccaneers17BUF @ NE · Recap
Josh Allen throws for 2 TDs, Bills beat Patriots 24-10
— The Buffalo Bills had done everything this season, except earn a victory in their division.
PIT @ ATL · Recap
Heyward brothers lead Steelers to 19-16 win over Falcons
— Ironhead would've been proud of his boys.
GB @ CHI · Recap
Rodgers, Packers rally in 4th quarter to beat Bears 28-19
— Aaron Rodgers figured the Green Bay Packers were in a good spot and would find a way to pull out the win. Given his history against the Chicago Bears, it wasn't exactly a big leap of faith.
JAX @ DET · Recap
Goff's 340 yards and 2 TDs help Lions rout Jaguars 40-14
— The Detroit Lions were so dominant on offense that they didn't punt.
NYJ @ MIN · Recap
Vikings hang on, again, for 27-22 victory over White, Jets
— In the tension of these habitually tight finishes, the Minnesota Vikings have become quite the confident and comfortable team.
WSH @ NYG · Recap
Giants, Commanders flummoxed by tie amid playoff chase
— Walking off the field after a 20-all tie was a novel experience for most of the Washington Commanders and New York Giants. None of them seemed to like it.