Even the Losers 93.8-90.3 Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs
1-0 / 0-1
Even the Losers squeaked past Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs 93.8-90.3. The Vikings would have found a way to fumble this in the last two minutes.
The desk
League desk
Week 12 is in the books. The Packers remain the house standard. The Vikings remain available as a warning label. Bye Week posted the high score at 114.8. Closest matchup: Even the Losers vs Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs (3.5 pts).
Winners
Even the Losers, Greener Pastures, The Hitmen, Send Help, Team Randy, and Bye Week
Losers
Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs, Bud Light Berto, Mediocre Bacon Slinger, Pitts of Despair, Team Fantasm, and Barn Burners
Biggest win
Bye Week 114.8 - 67.8 Barn Burners
47 point margin
Closest matchup
Even the Losers 93.8 - 90.3 Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs
3.5 point margin
Top scorers
Even the Losers 93.8-90.3 Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs
1-0 / 0-1
Even the Losers squeaked past Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs 93.8-90.3. The Vikings would have found a way to fumble this in the last two minutes.
Bud Light Berto 91.8-101.6 Greener Pastures
0-1 / 1-0
Greener Pastures beat Bud Light Berto 101.6-91.8. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.
Mediocre Bacon Slinger 100-113.5 The Hitmen
0-1 / 1-0
The Hitmen beat Mediocre Bacon Slinger 113.5-100. SKOL is warming up in the parking lot. That is not a good sign for anyone involved.
Pitts of Despair 75.9-81.3 Send Help
0-1 / 1-0
Send Help beat Pitts of Despair 81.3-75.9. The Packers would already have a script. The Vikings would already have an excuse.
Team Fantasm 95.6-99.3 Team Randy
0-1 / 1-0
Team Randy squeaked past Team Fantasm 99.3-95.6. Minnesota energy: loud until it mattered, then a new documentary about what went wrong.
Bye Week 114.8-67.8 Barn Burners
1-0 / 0-1
Bye Week handled Barn Burners 114.8-67.8. This is how you close. Minnesota is taking notes and then losing them.
NFL highlights
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final
Buffalo Bills28
Detroit Lions25Final
New York Giants20
Dallas Cowboys28Final
New England Patriots26
Minnesota Vikings33Final/OT
Tampa Bay Buccaneers17
Cleveland Browns23Final
Cincinnati Bengals20
Tennessee Titans16Final
Houston Texans15
Miami Dolphins30Final
Chicago Bears10
New York Jets31Final
Atlanta Falcons13
Washington Commanders19Final
Denver Broncos10
Carolina Panthers23Final
Baltimore Ravens27
Jacksonville Jaguars28Final
Los Angeles Chargers25
Arizona Cardinals24Final/OT
Las Vegas Raiders40
Seattle Seahawks34Final
Los Angeles Rams10
Kansas City Chiefs26Final
New Orleans Saints0
San Francisco 49ers13Final
Green Bay Packers33
Philadelphia Eagles40Final
Pittsburgh Steelers24
Indianapolis Colts17BUF @ DET · Recap
Bills beat Lions 28-25 for 2nd win in 5 days at Ford Field
— The Buffalo Bills crashed Detroit's Thanksgiving party, making themselves at home for their second victory in five days at Ford Field.
NYG @ DAL · Recap
Lamb sets table on Thanksgiving as Cowboys beat Giants 28-20
— CeeDee Lamb could only smile when officials upheld an out-of-bounds call on what the Dallas receiver hoped would be a touchdown on his second one-handed catch of the game.
NE @ MIN · Recap
Cousins, Vikings rebound from blowout to beat Patriots 33-26
— The Minnesota Vikings have quickly become a confident and resilient team under rookie coach Kevin O'Connell and his staff, and they sure showed it in this short week.
TB @ CLE · Recap
Chubb's TD in OT gives Brissett, Browns 23-17 win over Bucs
— Jacoby Brissett wasn't seeking sympathy and he didn't want any ceremonial sendoff.
CIN @ TEN · Recap
Burrow's TD pass to Higgins lifts Bengals over Titans 20-16
— The Cincinnati Bengals have a knack for beating the Tennessee Titans at their own game — by playing more physically and forcing the opponent into mistakes at the wrong time.
HOU @ MIA · Recap
Tagovailoa, Dolphins rout Texans 30-15 for 5th straight win
— Tua Tagovailoa expressed mild concern this week about not wanting the Miami Dolphins’ bye to interrupt the momentum they had built during a recent winning streak.