Even the Losers 143.4-78.8 The Hitmen
1-0 / 0-1
Even the Losers handled The Hitmen 143.4-78.8. The Packers would have enjoyed this. The Vikings would have called it a learning experience.
The desk
League desk
Week 10 is in the books. Green Bay would have closed this clean. Minnesota would have made it a podcast. Even the Losers posted the high score at 143.4.
Winners
Even the Losers, Send Help, Team Randy, Bud Light Berto, Bye Week, and Pitts of Despair
Losers
The Hitmen, Greener Pastures, Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs, Barn Burners, Mediocre Bacon Slinger, and Team Fantasm
Biggest win
Even the Losers 143.4 - 78.8 The Hitmen
64.6 point margin
Closest matchup
Greener Pastures 72.4 - 81.7 Send Help
9.4 point margin
Top scorers
Even the Losers 143.4-78.8 The Hitmen
1-0 / 0-1
Even the Losers handled The Hitmen 143.4-78.8. The Packers would have enjoyed this. The Vikings would have called it a learning experience.
Greener Pastures 72.4-81.7 Send Help
0-1 / 1-0
Send Help beat Greener Pastures 81.7-72.4. The Packers would already have a script. The Vikings would already have an excuse.
Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs 65.5-75 Team Randy
0-1 / 1-0
Team Randy beat Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs 75-65.5. SKOL is warming up in the parking lot. That is not a good sign for anyone involved.
Bud Light Berto 72.8-61.9 Barn Burners
1-0 / 0-1
Bud Light Berto beat Barn Burners 72.8-61.9. Lambeau energy: make a plan and keep it. Purple energy: hope and a horn.
Mediocre Bacon Slinger 87.5-105.9 Bye Week
0-1 / 1-0
Bye Week beat Mediocre Bacon Slinger 105.9-87.5. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.
Pitts of Despair 127-78.5 Team Fantasm
1-0 / 0-1
Pitts of Despair handled Team Fantasm 127-78.5. This is how you close. Minnesota is taking notes and then losing them.
NFL highlights
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final
Atlanta Falcons15
Carolina Panthers25Final
Seattle Seahawks16
Tampa Bay Buccaneers21Final/OT
Minnesota Vikings33
Buffalo Bills30Final
Detroit Lions31
Chicago Bears30Final
Denver Broncos10
Tennessee Titans17Final
Jacksonville Jaguars17
Kansas City Chiefs27Final
Cleveland Browns17
Miami Dolphins39Final
Houston Texans16
New York Giants24Final
New Orleans Saints10
Pittsburgh Steelers20Final
Indianapolis Colts25
Las Vegas Raiders20Final/OT
Dallas Cowboys28
Green Bay Packers31Final
Arizona Cardinals27
Los Angeles Rams17Final
Los Angeles Chargers16
San Francisco 49ers22Final
Washington Commanders32
Philadelphia Eagles21ATL @ CAR · Recap
Panthers confident No. 1 pick Bryce Young is getting enough preseason reps, will be ready for Week 1
— Carolina Panthers coach Frank Reich isn’t concerned over Bryce Young’s limited playing time in the preseason impacting his readiness for the upcoming regular season.
SEA VS TB · Recap
Brady, Bucs beat Seahawks 21-16 in historic Germany game
— Tom Brady has had his share of memorable football games.
MIN @ BUF · Recap
Vikings get critical Allen turnovers, stun Bills 33-30 in OT
— Count out the Vikings all you want. Patrick Peterson, Justin Jefferson and company keep finding ways to rally for victories in the most remarkable and improbable of ways.
DET @ CHI · Recap
Lions overcome big effort by Fields, beat Bears 31-30
— The Detroit Lions looked as if they were on their way to another loss trailing by 14 points in the fourth quarter.
DEN @ TEN · Recap
Tannehill returns, throws 2 TD passes as Titans beat Broncos
— Ryan Tannehill and the rest of the banged-up Tennessee Titans know opposing defenses start game plans around stopping two-time NFL rushing leader Derrick Henry.
JAX @ KC · Recap
Mahomes throws 4 TD passes as Chiefs beat Jaguars 27-17
— Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs were rolling through the Jaguars defense when Jacksonville safety Andre Cisco delivered a helmet-to-helmet blow that left wide receiver JuJu Smith-Schuster motionless on the turf.