Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs 71.1-84.4 Even the Losers
0-1 / 1-0
Even the Losers beat Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs 84.4-71.1. SKOL is warming up in the parking lot. That is not a good sign for anyone involved.
The desk
Week 1 recap
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League desk
Week 1 is in the books. Green Bay would have closed this clean. Minnesota would have made it a podcast. Mediocre Bacon Slinger posted the high score at 115.6. Closest matchup: Greener Pastures vs Bud Light Berto (7.9 pts).
Winners
Even the Losers, Greener Pastures, Mediocre Bacon Slinger, Send Help, Team Randy, and Bye Week
Losers
Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs, Bud Light Berto, The Hitmen, Pitts of Despair, Team Fantasm, and Barn Burners
Biggest win
Team Randy 110.4 - 83.2 Team Fantasm
27.2 point margin
Closest matchup
Greener Pastures 91.6 - 83.7 Bud Light Berto
7.9 point margin
Top scorers
- Patrick Mahomes · QB · Mediocre Bacon Slinger34.9
- Josh Allen · QB · Team Randy31.5
- Justin Jefferson · WR · Even the Losers30.4
- Saquon Barkley · RB · Pitts of Despair27.4
- Jalen Hurts · QB · Barn Burners24.7
How the matchups went
Greener Pastures 91.6-83.7 Bud Light Berto
1-0 / 0-1
Greener Pastures beat Bud Light Berto 91.6-83.7. SKOL is warming up in the parking lot. That is not a good sign for anyone involved.
The Hitmen 90-115.6 Mediocre Bacon Slinger
0-1 / 1-0
Mediocre Bacon Slinger handled The Hitmen 115.6-90. The Packers would have enjoyed this. The Vikings would have called it a learning experience.
Send Help 110.1-94.1 Pitts of Despair
1-0 / 0-1
Send Help beat Pitts of Despair 110.1-94.1. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.
Team Randy 110.4-83.2 Team Fantasm
1-0 / 0-1
Team Randy handled Team Fantasm 110.4-83.2. That is Packers football: take the lead, keep the lead, go home.
Barn Burners 78.6-97.6 Bye Week
0-1 / 1-0
Bye Week beat Barn Burners 97.6-78.6. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.
NFL highlights
Regular Season · Week 1
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final
Buffalo Bills31
Los Angeles Rams10Final
New Orleans Saints27
Atlanta Falcons26Final
San Francisco 49ers10
Chicago Bears19Final/OT
Pittsburgh Steelers23
Cincinnati Bengals20Final
Philadelphia Eagles38
Detroit Lions35Final
New England Patriots7
Miami Dolphins20Final
Baltimore Ravens24
New York Jets9Final
Jacksonville Jaguars22
Washington Commanders28Final
Cleveland Browns26
Carolina Panthers24Final/OT
Indianapolis Colts20
Houston Texans20Final
New York Giants21
Tennessee Titans20Final
Green Bay Packers7
Minnesota Vikings23Final
Kansas City Chiefs44
Arizona Cardinals21Final
Las Vegas Raiders19
Los Angeles Chargers24Final
Tampa Bay Buccaneers19
Dallas Cowboys3Final
Denver Broncos16
Seattle Seahawks17BUF @ LAR · Recap
Buffalo Bills blow out champion Rams 31-10 in season opener
— The Buffalo Bills have fallen short in enough playoff games in recent years to know the season is long and the opener doesn't mean much in January.
NO @ ATL · Recap
Saints pull off improbable comeback to beat Falcons 27-26
— A new coach. A bunch of guys coming back from injuries. A 16-point deficit in the fourth quarter.
SF @ CHI · Recap
Fields throws 2 TDs, Bears top 49ers 19-10 in Eberflus debut
— Justin Fields rolled to his left with two defenders closing in on him. As his quarterback scrambled one way, Dante Pettis broke toward the opposite side.
PIT @ CIN · Recap
Steelers' T.J. Watt leaves vs Bengals with pectoral injury
— The Pittsburgh Steelers defense began the season Sunday looking like a vulturous force, and reigning Defensive Player of the Year T.J. Watt was the chief disruptor.
PHI @ DET · Recap
Jalen Hurts, Eagles too much for Lions in opener 38-35
— Jalen Hurts made plays with his legs, right arm and head.
NE @ MIA · Recap
McDaniel era starts with a win, Dolphins top Patriots 20-7
— After leading the Miami Dolphins on an unlikely turnaround last season, the Dolphins defense needed just one game to show that it might be one of the top units in the AFC East.