Michelob Ultra Peterson 93-106.4 Even the Losers
0-1 / 1-0
Even the Losers beat Michelob Ultra Peterson 106.4-93. SKOL is warming up in the parking lot. That is not a good sign for anyone involved.
The desk
Week 9 recap
League of Champions/2021 · Week 14ESPN
League desk
Week 9 is in the books. The Packers remain the house standard. The Vikings remain available as a warning label. Bye Week posted the high score at 107.1.
Winners
Even the Losers, The Hitmen, Team Nolltron , Bye Week, Bud Light Berto, and Mediocre Bacon Slinger
Losers
Michelob Ultra Peterson, Team Randy, The Seel Is Broken, Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs, Team Fantasm, and Physical Therapy Needed
Biggest win
Bye Week 107.1 - 71.2 Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs
35.9 point margin
Closest matchup
Physical Therapy Needed 79.6 - 91.7 Mediocre Bacon Slinger
12.1 point margin
Top scorers
- James Conner · RB · Mediocre Bacon Slinger35.3
- Jonathan Taylor · RB · Physical Therapy Needed32
- Justin Herbert · QB · Bud Light Berto31.6
- Lamar Jackson · QB · Team Nolltron 30.6
- Matt Ryan · QB · Mediocre Bacon Slinger28.5
How the matchups went
Team Randy 47.3-72.1 The Hitmen
0-1 / 1-0
The Hitmen beat Team Randy 72.1-47.3. SKOL is warming up in the parking lot. That is not a good sign for anyone involved.
Team Nolltron 90-64.5 The Seel Is Broken
1-0 / 0-1
Team Nolltron handled The Seel Is Broken 90-64.5. This is how you close. Minnesota is taking notes and then losing them.
Bye Week 107.1-71.2 Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs
1-0 / 0-1
Bye Week handled Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs 107.1-71.2. That is Packers football: take the lead, keep the lead, go home.
Team Fantasm 57.3-79.7 Bud Light Berto
0-1 / 1-0
Bud Light Berto beat Team Fantasm 79.7-57.3. Lambeau energy: make a plan and keep it. Purple energy: hope and a horn.
Physical Therapy Needed 79.6-91.7 Mediocre Bacon Slinger
0-1 / 1-0
Mediocre Bacon Slinger beat Physical Therapy Needed 91.7-79.6. The Packers would already have a script. The Vikings would already have an excuse.
NFL highlights
Regular Season · Week 9
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final
New York Jets30
Indianapolis Colts45Final
Cleveland Browns41
Cincinnati Bengals16Final
Denver Broncos30
Dallas Cowboys16Final
Houston Texans9
Miami Dolphins17Final
Atlanta Falcons27
New Orleans Saints25Final
Las Vegas Raiders16
New York Giants23Final
New England Patriots24
Carolina Panthers6Final
Buffalo Bills6
Jacksonville Jaguars9Final/OT
Minnesota Vikings31
Baltimore Ravens34Final
Los Angeles Chargers27
Philadelphia Eagles24Final
Green Bay Packers7
Kansas City Chiefs13Final
Arizona Cardinals31
San Francisco 49ers17Final
Tennessee Titans28
Los Angeles Rams16Final
Chicago Bears27
Pittsburgh Steelers29NYJ @ IND · Recap
Taylor, ground game help Colts find easy path past Jets
— Jonathan Taylor ran with power, ran with burst, and even caught a few passes. He did it all — making life easier for his Indianapolis Colts teammates against the New York Jets.
CLE @ CIN · Recap
Browns close chaotic week by dumping Burrow, Bengals 41-16
— With drama swirling and doubt threatening to wreck Cleveland's season, Myles Garrett felt Baker Mayfield needed to address the Browns before kickoff.
DEN @ DAL · Recap
Broncos beat Cowboys 30-16 as 6-game Dallas win streak ends
— Jonathon Cooper and the Denver defense pestered Dak Prescott a lot more than the rookie’s first two sacks in the NFL showed.
HOU @ MIA · Recap
Teams combine for 9 turnovers; Dolphins defeat Texans 17-9
— There was celebratory music coming from the Miami Dolphins locker room on Sunday afternoon, the first time that's happened this season.
ATL @ NO · Recap
Ryan passes for 343 yards, 2 TDs as Falcons top Saints 27-25
— Matt Ryan's last and longest of several deep completions spared the Atlanta Falcons from another infamous collapse.
LV @ NYG · Recap
McKinney has 2 picks, Giants edge Raiders 23-16
— After testing positive for COVID-19 on Wednesday, safety Xavier McKinney spent most of the week not knowing whether he was he was going to play for the New York Giants against the Las Vegas Raiders.