Even the Losers 97.8-89 Team Randy
1-0 / 0-1
Even the Losers beat Team Randy 97.8-89. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.
The desk
Week 8 recap
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League desk
Week 8 is in the books. SKOL is not a strategy, and neither is hoping the other guy misses. The Seel Is Broken posted the high score at 110.5. Closest matchup: Bud Light Berto vs Mediocre Bacon Slinger (3.9 pts).
Winners
Even the Losers, Team Nolltron , Bye Week, The Seel Is Broken, Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs, and Mediocre Bacon Slinger
Losers
Team Randy, Michelob Ultra Peterson, The Hitmen, Team Fantasm, Physical Therapy Needed, and Bud Light Berto
Biggest win
The Seel Is Broken 110.5 - 55.7 Team Fantasm
54.8 point margin
Closest matchup
Bud Light Berto 98.7 - 102.7 Mediocre Bacon Slinger
3.9 point margin
Top scorers
- Josh Allen · QB · Mediocre Bacon Slinger29.5
- Tom Brady · QB · Team Nolltron 25.2
- Matthew Stafford · QB · Team Nolltron 24.2
- Michael Carter · RB · The Seel Is Broken23.2
- A.J. Brown · WR · Team Randy21.5
How the matchups went
Michelob Ultra Peterson 82.7-92.7 Team Nolltron
0-1 / 1-0
Team Nolltron beat Michelob Ultra Peterson 92.7-82.7. The Packers would already have a script. The Vikings would already have an excuse.
The Hitmen 77.9-89 Bye Week
0-1 / 1-0
Bye Week beat The Hitmen 89-77.9. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.
The Seel Is Broken 110.5-55.7 Team Fantasm
1-0 / 0-1
The Seel Is Broken handled Team Fantasm 110.5-55.7. The Packers would have enjoyed this. The Vikings would have called it a learning experience.
Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs 84.2-72.7 Physical Therapy Needed
1-0 / 0-1
Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs beat Physical Therapy Needed 84.2-72.7. Lambeau energy: make a plan and keep it. Purple energy: hope and a horn.
Bud Light Berto 98.7-102.7 Mediocre Bacon Slinger
0-1 / 1-0
Mediocre Bacon Slinger squeaked past Bud Light Berto 102.7-98.7. A one-score game is where the Vikings usually file the paperwork for another collapse.
NFL highlights
Regular Season · Week 8
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final
Green Bay Packers24
Arizona Cardinals21Final
Carolina Panthers19
Atlanta Falcons13Final
Miami Dolphins11
Buffalo Bills26Final
San Francisco 49ers33
Chicago Bears22Final
Pittsburgh Steelers15
Cleveland Browns10Final
Philadelphia Eagles44
Detroit Lions6Final/OT
Tennessee Titans34
Indianapolis Colts31Final
Cincinnati Bengals31
New York Jets34Final
Los Angeles Rams38
Houston Texans22Final
New England Patriots27
Los Angeles Chargers24Final
Jacksonville Jaguars7
Seattle Seahawks31Final
Washington10
Denver Broncos17Final
Tampa Bay Buccaneers27
New Orleans Saints36Final
Dallas Cowboys20
Minnesota Vikings16Final
New York Giants17
Kansas City Chiefs20
GB @ ARI · Recap
Packers beat Cardinals 24-21 after Murray throws late INT
— Rasul Douglas was living the life of an NFL journeyman just a few weeks ago, bouncing between camps and practice squads in a frustrating process that is football's version of purgatory.
CAR @ ATL · Recap
Defense shines, Panthers snap skid by beating Falcons 19-13
— Chuba Hubbard's first carry was about as bad as it gets.
MIA @ BUF · Recap
Bills wake up in second half to beat Dolphins 26-11
— Bills coach Sean McDermott isn’t exactly certain what Josh Allen meant about finding his inner Zen to shrug off a shaky start.
SF @ CHI · Recap
Garoppolo leads way as 49ers beat Bears 33-22 to stop slide
— Playing about 30 miles from where he grew up, Jimmy Garoppolo had no trouble making himself at home.
PIT @ CLE · Recap
Big Ben, Steelers survive kicking scare, bury Browns 15-10
— Ben Roethlisberger doesn't mind that Myles Garrett included him in his cemetery of sacked quarterbacks.
PHI @ DET · Recap
Eagles run for 4 TDs in 44-6 victory over winless Lions
— Boston Scott and Jordan Howard made the most of filling in for running back Miles Sanders and took advantage of Philadelphia dominating Detroit's defensive line.