Team Nolltron 82.6-114.8 Even the Losers
0-1 / 1-0
Even the Losers handled Team Nolltron 114.8-82.6. Lambeau-coded. No drama. Just a win that looked like it had a plan.
The desk
League desk
Week 7 is in the books. Green Bay would have closed this clean. Minnesota would have made it a podcast. Even the Losers posted the high score at 114.8. Closest matchup: Physical Therapy Needed vs The Hitmen (1.4 pts).
Winners
Even the Losers, Bye Week, Michelob Ultra Peterson, The Hitmen, The Seel Is Broken, and Bud Light Berto
Losers
Team Nolltron , Team Randy, Team Fantasm, Physical Therapy Needed, Mediocre Bacon Slinger, and Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs
Biggest win
Team Nolltron 82.6 - 114.8 Even the Losers
32.2 point margin
Closest matchup
Physical Therapy Needed 72.1 - 73.5 The Hitmen
1.4 point margin
Top scorers
Team Nolltron 82.6-114.8 Even the Losers
0-1 / 1-0
Even the Losers handled Team Nolltron 114.8-82.6. Lambeau-coded. No drama. Just a win that looked like it had a plan.
Bye Week 112.6-98.4 Team Randy
1-0 / 0-1
Bye Week beat Team Randy 112.6-98.4. Lambeau energy: make a plan and keep it. Purple energy: hope and a horn.
Team Fantasm 76.9-95.9 Michelob Ultra Peterson
0-1 / 1-0
Michelob Ultra Peterson beat Team Fantasm 95.9-76.9. SKOL is warming up in the parking lot. That is not a good sign for anyone involved.
Physical Therapy Needed 72.1-73.5 The Hitmen
0-1 / 1-0
The Hitmen squeaked past Physical Therapy Needed 73.5-72.1. Minnesota energy: loud until it mattered, then a new documentary about what went wrong.
Mediocre Bacon Slinger 78.1-104.6 The Seel Is Broken
0-1 / 1-0
The Seel Is Broken handled Mediocre Bacon Slinger 104.6-78.1. That is Packers football: take the lead, keep the lead, go home.
Bud Light Berto 96-79.5 Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs
1-0 / 0-1
Bud Light Berto beat Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs 96-79.5. SKOL is warming up in the parking lot. That is not a good sign for anyone involved.
NFL highlights
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final
Denver Broncos14
Cleveland Browns17Final
Washington10
Green Bay Packers24Final
Kansas City Chiefs3
Tennessee Titans27Final
Atlanta Falcons30
Miami Dolphins28Final
New York Jets13
New England Patriots54Final
Carolina Panthers3
New York Giants25Final
Cincinnati Bengals41
Baltimore Ravens17Final
Philadelphia Eagles22
Las Vegas Raiders33Final
Detroit Lions19
Los Angeles Rams28Final
Houston Texans5
Arizona Cardinals31Final
Chicago Bears3
Tampa Bay Buccaneers38Final
Indianapolis Colts30
San Francisco 49ers18Final
New Orleans Saints13
Seattle Seahawks10DEN @ CLE · Recap
Keenum, 3rd-string back Johnson lead Browns past Broncos
— Baker Mayfield had the best seat in the house to watch the Browns' backups deliver.
WSH @ GB · Recap
Packers defeat Washington 24-10 for 6th straight victory
— With Aaron Rodgers approaching his MVP form and Green Bay’s defense correcting its red-zone problems, the Packers have reason to feel confident as they enter the toughest stretch of their schedule.
KC @ TEN · Recap
Titans start fast, simply dominate Mahomes, Chiefs 27-3
— The Tennessee Titans wanted to start games faster and score more points early.
ATL @ MIA · Recap
Ryan throws for 336, Falcons get FG at end, top Miami 30-28
— Matt Ryan fell asleep during Game 6 of the National League Championship Series, and wasn't even aware until waking up Sunday morning that the Atlanta Braves are heading to the World Series.
NYJ @ NE · Recap
Jones tosses 2 TDs, Patriots roll 54-13 as Jets lose Wilson
— The Patriots walked off the field Sunday with the type of win that had eluded them. The Jets left with two losses, one that could further complicate an already frustrating year.
CAR @ NYG · Recap
Jones passing and catching, Giants D spark win over Panthers
— With most of his top skill players sidelined with injuries, Daniel Jones did a little of bit of everything for the New York Giants. He ran the ball, threw a touchdown pass and even made a great catch on a trick play.