Even the Losers 90.4-137.4 Bye Week
0-1 / 1-0
Bye Week handled Even the Losers 137.4-90.4. That is Packers football: take the lead, keep the lead, go home.
The desk
League desk
Week 6 is in the books. The Packers remain the house standard. The Vikings remain available as a warning label. Bye Week posted the high score at 137.4. Closest matchup: Team Nolltron vs Team Fantasm (3.5 pts).
Winners
Bye Week, Team Nolltron , Team Randy, Mediocre Bacon Slinger, The Hitmen, and The Seel Is Broken
Losers
Even the Losers, Team Fantasm, Physical Therapy Needed, Michelob Ultra Peterson, Bud Light Berto, and Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs
Biggest win
The Hitmen 130.5 - 64.9 Bud Light Berto
65.6 point margin
Closest matchup
Team Nolltron 103.2 - 99.7 Team Fantasm
3.5 point margin
Top scorers
Even the Losers 90.4-137.4 Bye Week
0-1 / 1-0
Bye Week handled Even the Losers 137.4-90.4. That is Packers football: take the lead, keep the lead, go home.
Team Nolltron 103.2-99.7 Team Fantasm
1-0 / 0-1
Team Nolltron squeaked past Team Fantasm 103.2-99.7. Minnesota energy: loud until it mattered, then a new documentary about what went wrong.
Team Randy 103.9-87.7 Physical Therapy Needed
1-0 / 0-1
Team Randy beat Physical Therapy Needed 103.9-87.7. SKOL is warming up in the parking lot. That is not a good sign for anyone involved.
Michelob Ultra Peterson 86-97.9 Mediocre Bacon Slinger
0-1 / 1-0
Mediocre Bacon Slinger beat Michelob Ultra Peterson 97.9-86. Lambeau energy: make a plan and keep it. Purple energy: hope and a horn.
The Hitmen 130.5-64.9 Bud Light Berto
1-0 / 0-1
The Hitmen handled Bud Light Berto 130.5-64.9. Lambeau-coded. No drama. Just a win that looked like it had a plan.
The Seel Is Broken 116.4-92.7 Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs
1-0 / 0-1
The Seel Is Broken beat Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs 116.4-92.7. Lambeau energy: make a plan and keep it. Purple energy: hope and a horn.
NFL highlights
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final
Tampa Bay Buccaneers28
Philadelphia Eagles22Final
Miami Dolphins20
Jacksonville Jaguars23Final
Green Bay Packers24
Chicago Bears14Final
Cincinnati Bengals34
Detroit Lions11Final
Houston Texans3
Indianapolis Colts31Final
Los Angeles Rams38
New York Giants11Final
Kansas City Chiefs31
Washington13Final/OT
Minnesota Vikings34
Carolina Panthers28Final
Los Angeles Chargers6
Baltimore Ravens34Final
Arizona Cardinals37
Cleveland Browns14Final
Las Vegas Raiders34
Denver Broncos24Final/OT
Dallas Cowboys35
New England Patriots29Final/OT
Seattle Seahawks20
Pittsburgh Steelers23Final
Buffalo Bills31
Tennessee Titans34TB @ PHI · Recap
Tom Brady throws 2 TD passes, Buccaneers beat Eagles 28-22
— The Tampa Bay Buccaneers keep losing key players and stockpiling victories.
MIA VS JAX · Recap
Jags end 20-game skid with 53-yard FG to beat Dolphins 23-20
— The Jacksonville Jaguars have a championship pedigree at coach and quarterback.
GB @ CHI · Recap
Rodgers throws 2 TDs, runs for 1 as Packers beat Bears 24-14
— Aaron Rodgers didn't need to say it. He couldn't resist.
CIN @ DET · Recap
Joe Burrow throws 3 TDs as Bengals rout winless Lions 34-11
Joe Burrow was able to rest his voice on the road with a rout, quieting frustrated fans at Ford Field, a week after getting sent to the hospital after taking a hit to the throat.
HOU @ IND · Recap
Indianapolis gets in sync with 31-3 victory over Houston
— The Indianapolis Colts finally figured out how to deliver a knockout punch Sunday.
LAR @ NYG · Recap
Stafford throws 4 TDs, D forces 4 TOs, Rams rout Giants
— Sean McVay wasn't happy walking into the postgame news conference after his Los Angeles Rams had their way with the banged-up and struggling New York Giants.