Mediocre Bacon Slinger 83.3-78.3 Even the Losers
1-0 / 0-1
Mediocre Bacon Slinger squeaked past Even the Losers 83.3-78.3. The Vikings would have found a way to fumble this in the last two minutes.
The desk
Week 3 recap
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League desk
Week 3 is in the books. The Packers remain the house standard. The Vikings remain available as a warning label. Physical Therapy Needed posted the high score at 107.1. Closest matchup: Bud Light Berto vs Physical Therapy Needed (2.8 pts).
Winners
Mediocre Bacon Slinger, Physical Therapy Needed, Team Fantasm, The Seel Is Broken, Team Nolltron , and Team Randy
Losers
Even the Losers, Bud Light Berto, Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs, Bye Week, The Hitmen, and Michelob Ultra Peterson
Biggest win
The Hitmen 73.4 - 105.4 Team Nolltron
32 point margin
Closest matchup
Bud Light Berto 104.3 - 107.1 Physical Therapy Needed
2.8 point margin
Top scorers
- Josh Allen · QB · Mediocre Bacon Slinger37.2
- Justin Herbert · QB · Bud Light Berto30.8
- Matthew Stafford · QB · Team Nolltron 29.5
- Tom Brady · QB · Team Nolltron 28.7
- Mike Williams · WR · Physical Therapy Needed26.2
How the matchups went
Bud Light Berto 104.3-107.1 Physical Therapy Needed
0-1 / 1-0
Physical Therapy Needed squeaked past Bud Light Berto 107.1-104.3. The Vikings would have found a way to fumble this in the last two minutes.
Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs 80.8-103.4 Team Fantasm
0-1 / 1-0
Team Fantasm beat Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs 103.4-80.8. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.
The Seel Is Broken 96.2-91.5 Bye Week
1-0 / 0-1
The Seel Is Broken squeaked past Bye Week 96.2-91.5. Minnesota energy: loud until it mattered, then a new documentary about what went wrong.
The Hitmen 73.4-105.4 Team Nolltron
0-1 / 1-0
Team Nolltron handled The Hitmen 105.4-73.4. This is how you close. Minnesota is taking notes and then losing them.
Michelob Ultra Peterson 84.1-89 Team Randy
0-1 / 1-0
Team Randy squeaked past Michelob Ultra Peterson 89-84.1. Minnesota energy: loud until it mattered, then a new documentary about what went wrong.
NFL highlights
Regular Season · Week 3
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final
Carolina Panthers24
Houston Texans9Final
Washington21
Buffalo Bills43Final
Chicago Bears6
Cleveland Browns26Final
Baltimore Ravens19
Detroit Lions17Final
Indianapolis Colts16
Tennessee Titans25Final
Los Angeles Chargers30
Kansas City Chiefs24Final
New Orleans Saints28
New England Patriots13Final
Atlanta Falcons17
New York Giants14Final
Cincinnati Bengals24
Pittsburgh Steelers10Final
Arizona Cardinals31
Jacksonville Jaguars19Final
New York Jets0
Denver Broncos26Final/OT
Miami Dolphins28
Las Vegas Raiders31Final
Tampa Bay Buccaneers24
Los Angeles Rams34Final
Seattle Seahawks17
Minnesota Vikings30Final
Green Bay Packers30
San Francisco 49ers28Final
Philadelphia Eagles21
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IND @ TEN · Recap
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