Even the Losers 91.7-89.7 Bud Light Berto
1-0 / 0-1
Even the Losers squeaked past Bud Light Berto 91.7-89.7. A one-score game is where the Vikings usually file the paperwork for another collapse.
The desk
Week 2 recap
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League desk
Week 2 is in the books. SKOL is not a strategy, and neither is hoping the other guy misses. Bye Week posted the high score at 125.3. Closest matchup: Mediocre Bacon Slinger vs Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs (0.9 pts).
Winners
Even the Losers, Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs, The Seel Is Broken, Team Fantasm, Bye Week, and Team Randy
Losers
Bud Light Berto, Mediocre Bacon Slinger, Physical Therapy Needed, The Hitmen, Michelob Ultra Peterson, and Team Nolltron
Biggest win
Bye Week 125.3 - 87.4 Michelob Ultra Peterson
37.9 point margin
Closest matchup
Mediocre Bacon Slinger 100.2 - 101 Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs
0.9 point margin
Top scorers
- Derrick Henry · RB · Team Fantasm41.7
- Aaron Jones · RB · The Hitmen35.5
- Kyler Murray · QB · Bye Week33.1
- Lamar Jackson · QB · Team Nolltron 32.3
- Tom Brady · QB · Team Nolltron 29.6
How the matchups went
Mediocre Bacon Slinger 100.2-101 Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs
0-1 / 1-0
Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs squeaked past Mediocre Bacon Slinger 101-100.2. Minnesota energy: loud until it mattered, then a new documentary about what went wrong.
Physical Therapy Needed 70.2-82.9 The Seel Is Broken
0-1 / 1-0
The Seel Is Broken beat Physical Therapy Needed 82.9-70.2. The Packers would already have a script. The Vikings would already have an excuse.
Team Fantasm 123.8-91.5 The Hitmen
1-0 / 0-1
Team Fantasm handled The Hitmen 123.8-91.5. That is Packers football: take the lead, keep the lead, go home.
Bye Week 125.3-87.4 Michelob Ultra Peterson
1-0 / 0-1
Bye Week handled Michelob Ultra Peterson 125.3-87.4. That is Packers football: take the lead, keep the lead, go home.
Team Nolltron 70.7-105.8 Team Randy
0-1 / 1-0
Team Randy handled Team Nolltron 105.8-70.7. That is Packers football: take the lead, keep the lead, go home.
NFL highlights
Regular Season · Week 2
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final
New York Giants29
Washington30Final
Cincinnati Bengals17
Chicago Bears20Final
Houston Texans21
Cleveland Browns31Final
Los Angeles Rams27
Indianapolis Colts24Final
Buffalo Bills35
Miami Dolphins0Final
New England Patriots25
New York Jets6Final
San Francisco 49ers17
Philadelphia Eagles11Final
Las Vegas Raiders26
Pittsburgh Steelers17Final
New Orleans Saints7
Carolina Panthers26Final
Denver Broncos23
Jacksonville Jaguars13Final
Minnesota Vikings33
Arizona Cardinals34Final
Atlanta Falcons25
Tampa Bay Buccaneers48Final
Dallas Cowboys20
Los Angeles Chargers17Final/OT
Tennessee Titans33
Seattle Seahawks30Final
Kansas City Chiefs35
Baltimore Ravens36Final
Detroit Lions17
Green Bay Packers35NYG @ WSH · Recap
Hopkins converts 2nd chance, Washington beats Giants 30-29
— Taylor Heinicke and Dustin Hopkins made the most of their second chances.
CIN @ CHI · Recap
Fields takes over for injured Dalton, Bears beat Bengals
— Justin Fields got his first extended look as a pro. And it might be a long-term arrangement.
HOU @ CLE · Recap
Mayfield shakes off injury, leads Browns past Texans 31-21
— Baker Mayfield wasn't missing a snap. So once his left shoulder got popped back into its socket, there was no stopping him.
LAR @ IND · Recap
Stafford leads Rams to late scores in 27-24 win over Colts
— Los Angeles Rams quarterback Matthew Stafford refused to let a sore right thumb derail his Sunday plans.
BUF @ MIA · Recap
Bills knock out Tua, roll past Dolphins yet again, win 35-0
— Another Buffalo-Miami game, another lopsided Bills victory. And this one might wind up hurting the Dolphins more than most of the others.
NE @ NYJ · Recap
Jones, Patriots breeze past Jets as Wilson throws 4 INTs
— Mac Jones kept his mistakes to a minimum, moved the ball down the field and did enough to earn his first NFL victory with the New England Patriots.