Even the Losers 95.3-108.1 Mediocre Bacon Slinger
0-1 / 1-0
Mediocre Bacon Slinger beat Even the Losers 108.1-95.3. The Packers would already have a script. The Vikings would already have an excuse.
The desk
League desk
Week 14 is in the books. SKOL is not a strategy, and neither is hoping the other guy misses. Team Randy posted the high score at 148.4.
Winners
Mediocre Bacon Slinger, Bud Light Berto, Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs, The Seel Is Broken, Team Nolltron , and Team Randy
Losers
Even the Losers, Physical Therapy Needed, Team Fantasm, Bye Week, The Hitmen, and Michelob Ultra Peterson
Biggest win
Team Randy 148.4 - 73.5 Michelob Ultra Peterson
74.9 point margin
Closest matchup
Even the Losers 95.3 - 108.1 Mediocre Bacon Slinger
12.8 point margin
Top scorers
Even the Losers 95.3-108.1 Mediocre Bacon Slinger
0-1 / 1-0
Mediocre Bacon Slinger beat Even the Losers 108.1-95.3. The Packers would already have a script. The Vikings would already have an excuse.
Physical Therapy Needed 39-102.8 Bud Light Berto
0-1 / 1-0
Bud Light Berto handled Physical Therapy Needed 102.8-39. That is Packers football: take the lead, keep the lead, go home.
Team Fantasm 69.8-94.8 Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs
0-1 / 1-0
Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs beat Team Fantasm 94.8-69.8. Lambeau energy: make a plan and keep it. Purple energy: hope and a horn.
Bye Week 128.2-146.6 The Seel Is Broken
0-1 / 1-0
The Seel Is Broken beat Bye Week 146.6-128.2. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.
Team Nolltron 89.8-72.3 The Hitmen
1-0 / 0-1
Team Nolltron beat The Hitmen 89.8-72.3. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.
Team Randy 148.4-73.5 Michelob Ultra Peterson
1-0 / 0-1
Team Randy handled Michelob Ultra Peterson 148.4-73.5. That is Packers football: take the lead, keep the lead, go home.
NFL highlights
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final
Pittsburgh Steelers28
Minnesota Vikings36Final
Baltimore Ravens22
Cleveland Browns24Final
Jacksonville Jaguars0
Tennessee Titans20Final
Las Vegas Raiders9
Kansas City Chiefs48Final
New Orleans Saints30
New York Jets9Final
Dallas Cowboys27
Washington20Final
Atlanta Falcons29
Carolina Panthers21Final
Seattle Seahawks33
Houston Texans13Final
Detroit Lions10
Denver Broncos38Final
New York Giants21
Los Angeles Chargers37Final/OT
San Francisco 49ers26
Cincinnati Bengals23Final/OT
Buffalo Bills27
Tampa Bay Buccaneers33Final
Chicago Bears30
Green Bay Packers45Final
Los Angeles Rams30
Arizona Cardinals23PIT @ MIN · Recap
Vikings beat Steelers 36-28, deny last-play pass in end zone
— Minnesota Vikings safety Harrison Smith ripped off his helmet once the victory was finally secured, after a 29-point lead on the Pittsburgh Steelers late in the third quarter evaporated into yet another teeth-clenching finish.
BAL @ CLE · Recap
Garrett backs up words, Browns hang on to beat Ravens 24-22
— Myles Garrett wasn't going to let this season escape his grasp — or get away from the Browns.
JAX @ TEN · Recap
Titans dominate Jags 20-0, get 1st home shutout since 2000
— It took the Tennessee Titans a month to find themselves. This version looks pretty comfortable atop the AFC South.
LV @ KC · Recap
Chiefs roll to record-setting 48-9 victory over Raiders
— The Las Vegas Raiders were last seen in Kansas City taking a victory lap around Arrowhead Stadium in their team buses, and they decided it was wise to stomp on the Chiefs' logo at midfield shortly before kickoff Sunday.
NO @ NYJ · Recap
Saints end 5-game skid with 30-9 victory over skidding Jets
— Five straight losses didn't sit well with the New Orleans Saints. So they took it out on the skidding New York Jets, and things felt just about normal again.
DAL @ WSH · Recap
Cowboys deliver on coach's guarantee, beat rival Washington
— Beating Washington looked far from a guarantee for the Dallas Cowboys after their big lead shrunk, but coach Mike McCarthy is plenty confident winning a close game is good for his team.