Bud Light Berto 73.6-137.3 Even the Losers
0-1 / 1-0
Even the Losers handled Bud Light Berto 137.3-73.6. This is how you close. Minnesota is taking notes and then losing them.
The desk
Week 13 recap
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League desk
Week 13 is in the books. Green Bay would have closed this clean. Minnesota would have made it a podcast. Even the Losers posted the high score at 137.3. Closest matchup: The Seel Is Broken vs Physical Therapy Needed (0.7 pts).
Winners
Even the Losers, Mediocre Bacon Slinger, Physical Therapy Needed, The Hitmen, Bye Week, and Team Nolltron
Losers
Bud Light Berto, Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs, The Seel Is Broken, Team Fantasm, Michelob Ultra Peterson, and Team Randy
Biggest win
Bud Light Berto 73.6 - 137.3 Even the Losers
63.7 point margin
Closest matchup
The Seel Is Broken 73.9 - 74.6 Physical Therapy Needed
0.7 point margin
Top scorers
- Kyler Murray · QB · Bye Week30.8
- George Kittle · TE · Even the Losers30.6
- Tom Brady · QB · Team Nolltron 28.6
- Justin Herbert · QB · Bud Light Berto25.3
- Justin Jefferson · WR · The Hitmen24.6
How the matchups went
Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs 90.7-105.5 Mediocre Bacon Slinger
0-1 / 1-0
Mediocre Bacon Slinger beat Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs 105.5-90.7. The Packers would already have a script. The Vikings would already have an excuse.
The Seel Is Broken 73.9-74.6 Physical Therapy Needed
0-1 / 1-0
Physical Therapy Needed squeaked past The Seel Is Broken 74.6-73.9. Close games are where Green Bay stays boring on purpose and Minnesota starts a podcast.
The Hitmen 108.6-85.4 Team Fantasm
1-0 / 0-1
The Hitmen beat Team Fantasm 108.6-85.4. The Packers would already have a script. The Vikings would already have an excuse.
Michelob Ultra Peterson 77.4-117.4 Bye Week
0-1 / 1-0
Bye Week handled Michelob Ultra Peterson 117.4-77.4. Lambeau-coded. No drama. Just a win that looked like it had a plan.
Team Randy 71.2-74.4 Team Nolltron
0-1 / 1-0
Team Nolltron squeaked past Team Randy 74.4-71.2. The Vikings would have found a way to fumble this in the last two minutes.
NFL highlights
Regular Season · Week 13
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final
Dallas Cowboys27
New Orleans Saints17Final
Tampa Bay Buccaneers30
Atlanta Falcons17Final
Arizona Cardinals33
Chicago Bears22Final
Los Angeles Chargers41
Cincinnati Bengals22Final
Minnesota Vikings27
Detroit Lions29Final
New York Giants9
Miami Dolphins20Final
Philadelphia Eagles33
New York Jets18Final
Indianapolis Colts31
Houston Texans0Final
Washington17
Las Vegas Raiders15Final
Jacksonville Jaguars7
Los Angeles Rams37Final
Baltimore Ravens19
Pittsburgh Steelers20Final
San Francisco 49ers23
Seattle Seahawks30Final
Denver Broncos9
Kansas City Chiefs22Final
New England Patriots14
Buffalo Bills10DAL @ NO · Recap
Defense lifts Dallas to 27-17 victory over sinking Saints
— Dallas defensive coordinator Dan Quinn had to step in for Mike McCarthy as acting head coach and enjoyed the sideline view as the unit he normally oversees lifted the Cowboys out of their recent swoon with a slew of big plays.
TB @ ATL · Recap
Dynamic duo: Brady, Gronk lead Bucs past Falcons 30-17
— Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski teamed up for more history Sunday.
ARI @ CHI · Recap
Murray throws for 2 TDs, runs for 2 as Cardinals beat Bears
— Kyler Murray was in prime position following an interception on the game's opening possession. He fumbled his first snap.
LAC @ CIN · Recap
Up-and-down Chargers hold off Bengals for 41-22 victory
— Justin Herbert and the Los Angeles Chargers know how to bounce back after a tough stretch.
MIN @ DET · Recap
Winless no more: Lions top Vikes 29-27 for 1st W in Week 13
— Jared Goff dropped back, looked left and let the football loose that Amon-Ra St. Brown squeezed tight as he sat in the end zone.
NYG @ MIA · Recap
Streak continues: Tua, Dolphins hold off Giants, win 20-9
— It was third-and-goal and Tua Tagovailoa was rolling left, waiting for someone to get open. The play looked as if it was falling apart, until he saw Isaiah Ford create a sliver of space for himself near the side of the end zone.