Even the Losers 92.3-85.2 Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs
1-0 / 0-1
Even the Losers beat Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs 92.3-85.2. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.
The desk
League desk
Week 12 is in the books. The Packers remain the house standard. The Vikings remain available as a warning label. Mediocre Bacon Slinger posted the high score at 102.3. Closest matchup: Bye Week vs Team Nolltron (3.8 pts).
Winners
Even the Losers, The Seel Is Broken, Mediocre Bacon Slinger, Michelob Ultra Peterson, Team Randy, and Bye Week
Losers
Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs, Bud Light Berto, The Hitmen, Physical Therapy Needed, Team Fantasm, and Team Nolltron
Biggest win
Team Fantasm 46.1 - 98.5 Team Randy
52.4 point margin
Closest matchup
Bye Week 97.6 - 93.8 Team Nolltron
3.8 point margin
Top scorers
Even the Losers 92.3-85.2 Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs
1-0 / 0-1
Even the Losers beat Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs 92.3-85.2. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.
Bud Light Berto 88.4-94.6 The Seel Is Broken
0-1 / 1-0
The Seel Is Broken beat Bud Light Berto 94.6-88.4. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.
Mediocre Bacon Slinger 102.3-97.9 The Hitmen
1-0 / 0-1
Mediocre Bacon Slinger squeaked past The Hitmen 102.3-97.9. Close games are where Green Bay stays boring on purpose and Minnesota starts a podcast.
Physical Therapy Needed 61.5-80 Michelob Ultra Peterson
0-1 / 1-0
Michelob Ultra Peterson beat Physical Therapy Needed 80-61.5. The Packers would already have a script. The Vikings would already have an excuse.
Team Fantasm 46.1-98.5 Team Randy
0-1 / 1-0
Team Randy handled Team Fantasm 98.5-46.1. Lambeau-coded. No drama. Just a win that looked like it had a plan.
Bye Week 97.6-93.8 Team Nolltron
1-0 / 0-1
Bye Week squeaked past Team Nolltron 97.6-93.8. Close games are where Green Bay stays boring on purpose and Minnesota starts a podcast.
NFL highlights
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final
Chicago Bears16
Detroit Lions14Final/OT
Las Vegas Raiders36
Dallas Cowboys33Final
Buffalo Bills31
New Orleans Saints6Final
Pittsburgh Steelers10
Cincinnati Bengals41Final
Tampa Bay Buccaneers38
Indianapolis Colts31Final
Carolina Panthers10
Miami Dolphins33Final
Tennessee Titans13
New England Patriots36Final
Philadelphia Eagles7
New York Giants13Final
Atlanta Falcons21
Jacksonville Jaguars14Final
New York Jets21
Houston Texans14Final
Los Angeles Chargers13
Denver Broncos28Final
Los Angeles Rams28
Green Bay Packers36Final
Minnesota Vikings26
San Francisco 49ers34Final
Cleveland Browns10
Baltimore Ravens16Final
Seattle Seahawks15
Washington17CHI @ DET · Recap
Santos' game-ending FG ends Bears' skid versus winless Lions
— Matt Nagy still has a job and perhaps his team has a shot to salvage its season.
LV @ DAL · Recap
Raiders beat Cowboys 36-33 in OT on field goal after penalty
— Derek Carr and the Las Vegas Raiders got the third-down help they needed from Dallas cornerback Anthony Brown.
BUF @ NO · Recap
Allen throws for 4 TDs as Bills beat hobbled Saints, 31-6
— Josh Allen and the mercurial Buffalo Bills swung back to a better version of themselves against the reeling New Orleans Saints.
PIT @ CIN · Recap
Mixon runs for career-high 165 yards, Bengals crush Steelers
— Bengals cornerback Mike Hilton, who played for the Steelers for his first four years, got his first pick-6 at any level of football against his former team late in the first half Sunday.
TB @ IND · Recap
Fournette scores 4 TDs, Brady rallies Bucs past Indy 38-31
— Tom Brady came to Indianapolis in a new uniform.
CAR @ MIA · Recap
Dolphins win 4th straight, roll past Panthers 33-10
— Tua Tagovailoa was nearly flawless. Cam Newton endured his worst statistical day as a pro. A blocked punt was returned for a touchdown.