The Seel Is Broken 99.5-129.6 Even the Losers
0-1 / 1-0
Even the Losers handled The Seel Is Broken 129.6-99.5. Lambeau-coded. No drama. Just a win that looked like it had a plan.
The desk
Week 11 recap
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League desk
Week 11 is in the books. SKOL is not a strategy, and neither is hoping the other guy misses. Even the Losers posted the high score at 129.6. Closest matchup: The Hitmen vs Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs (1.5 pts).
Winners
Even the Losers, The Hitmen, Bud Light Berto, Team Randy, Physical Therapy Needed, and Bye Week
Losers
The Seel Is Broken, Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs, Michelob Ultra Peterson, Mediocre Bacon Slinger, Team Nolltron , and Team Fantasm
Biggest win
Team Nolltron 74.2 - 114.9 Physical Therapy Needed
40.7 point margin
Closest matchup
The Hitmen 82.9 - 81.4 Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs
1.5 point margin
Top scorers
- Jonathan Taylor · RB · Physical Therapy Needed50.4
- Austin Ekeler · RB · Team Randy35.5
- Justin Herbert · QB · Bud Light Berto34.3
- Aaron Rodgers · QB · Even the Losers33.5
- Jalen Hurts · QB · The Seel Is Broken30.8
How the matchups went
The Hitmen 82.9-81.4 Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs
1-0 / 0-1
The Hitmen squeaked past Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs 82.9-81.4. Close games are where Green Bay stays boring on purpose and Minnesota starts a podcast.
Michelob Ultra Peterson 81.3-86.6 Bud Light Berto
0-1 / 1-0
Bud Light Berto beat Michelob Ultra Peterson 86.6-81.3. Lambeau energy: make a plan and keep it. Purple energy: hope and a horn.
Team Randy 97.1-85.4 Mediocre Bacon Slinger
1-0 / 0-1
Team Randy beat Mediocre Bacon Slinger 97.1-85.4. The Packers would already have a script. The Vikings would already have an excuse.
Team Nolltron 74.2-114.9 Physical Therapy Needed
0-1 / 1-0
Physical Therapy Needed handled Team Nolltron 114.9-74.2. Lambeau-coded. No drama. Just a win that looked like it had a plan.
Bye Week 98.6-63.9 Team Fantasm
1-0 / 0-1
Bye Week handled Team Fantasm 98.6-63.9. That is Packers football: take the lead, keep the lead, go home.
NFL highlights
Regular Season · Week 11
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final
New England Patriots25
Atlanta Falcons0Final
Indianapolis Colts41
Buffalo Bills15Final
Baltimore Ravens16
Chicago Bears13Final
Detroit Lions10
Cleveland Browns13Final
Houston Texans22
Tennessee Titans13Final
Green Bay Packers31
Minnesota Vikings34Final
Miami Dolphins24
New York Jets17Final
New Orleans Saints29
Philadelphia Eagles40Final
Washington27
Carolina Panthers21Final
San Francisco 49ers30
Jacksonville Jaguars10Final
Cincinnati Bengals32
Las Vegas Raiders13Final
Dallas Cowboys9
Kansas City Chiefs19Final
Arizona Cardinals23
Seattle Seahawks13Final
Pittsburgh Steelers37
Los Angeles Chargers41Final
New York Giants10
Tampa Bay Buccaneers30NE @ ATL · Recap
Swaggering Pats stifle Falcons 25-0 for 5th straight victory
— Led by a defense that is downright nasty, the New England Patriots are suddenly playing with the swagger of their Tom Brady years.
IND @ BUF · Recap
Taylor runs up the score with 5 TDs; Colts beat Bills 41-15
— Coach Frank Reich and the Indianapolis Colts discovered an easy fix to their problems holding fourth-quarter leads: Keep feeding Jonathan Taylor the ball.
BAL @ CHI · Recap
Freeman TD lifts Ravens over Bears with Jackson sidelined
— Tyler Huntley was on the way to the game Sunday when he got the message from Lamar Jackson.
DET @ CLE · Recap
Chubb runs for 130, Browns hold off winless Lions 13-10
— With the game's outcome in doubt and Cleveland's season in serious danger, the Browns turned to their most reliable player.
HOU @ TEN · Recap
Texans snap 8-game skid, end Titans' 6-game streak 22-13
GB @ MIN · Recap
Vikings outlast Rodgers, Packers 34-31 on game-ending FG
— Much to coach Mike Zimmer's consternation, the Minnesota Vikings have made quite the habit of these white-knuckle, high-stress finishes.