Even the Losers 82.7-87.2 The Hitmen
0-1 / 1-0
The Hitmen squeaked past Even the Losers 87.2-82.7. Minnesota energy: loud until it mattered, then a new documentary about what went wrong.
The desk
League desk
Week 10 is in the books. Green Bay would have closed this clean. Minnesota would have made it a podcast. Mediocre Bacon Slinger posted the high score at 137.2. Closest matchup: Bud Light Berto vs Team Nolltron (4.1 pts).
Winners
The Hitmen, The Seel Is Broken, Team Randy, Bud Light Berto, Mediocre Bacon Slinger, and Team Fantasm
Losers
Even the Losers, Michelob Ultra Peterson, Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs, Team Nolltron , Bye Week, and Physical Therapy Needed
Biggest win
Mediocre Bacon Slinger 137.2 - 80.2 Bye Week
57 point margin
Closest matchup
Bud Light Berto 79.4 - 75.3 Team Nolltron
4.1 point margin
Top scorers
Even the Losers 82.7-87.2 The Hitmen
0-1 / 1-0
The Hitmen squeaked past Even the Losers 87.2-82.7. Minnesota energy: loud until it mattered, then a new documentary about what went wrong.
The Seel Is Broken 87.3-62.4 Michelob Ultra Peterson
1-0 / 0-1
The Seel Is Broken beat Michelob Ultra Peterson 87.3-62.4. Lambeau energy: make a plan and keep it. Purple energy: hope and a horn.
Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs 78.3-93.1 Team Randy
0-1 / 1-0
Team Randy beat Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs 93.1-78.3. SKOL is warming up in the parking lot. That is not a good sign for anyone involved.
Bud Light Berto 79.4-75.3 Team Nolltron
1-0 / 0-1
Bud Light Berto squeaked past Team Nolltron 79.4-75.3. A one-score game is where the Vikings usually file the paperwork for another collapse.
Mediocre Bacon Slinger 137.2-80.2 Bye Week
1-0 / 0-1
Mediocre Bacon Slinger handled Bye Week 137.2-80.2. This is how you close. Minnesota is taking notes and then losing them.
Physical Therapy Needed 79.2-111.8 Team Fantasm
0-1 / 1-0
Team Fantasm handled Physical Therapy Needed 111.8-79.2. The Packers would have enjoyed this. The Vikings would have called it a learning experience.
NFL highlights
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final
Baltimore Ravens10
Miami Dolphins22Final
Atlanta Falcons3
Dallas Cowboys43Final
New Orleans Saints21
Tennessee Titans23Final
Jacksonville Jaguars17
Indianapolis Colts23Final
Cleveland Browns7
New England Patriots45Final
Buffalo Bills45
New York Jets17Final/OT
Detroit Lions16
Pittsburgh Steelers16Final
Tampa Bay Buccaneers19
Washington29Final
Carolina Panthers34
Arizona Cardinals10Final
Minnesota Vikings27
Los Angeles Chargers20Final
Philadelphia Eagles30
Denver Broncos13Final
Seattle Seahawks0
Green Bay Packers17Final
Kansas City Chiefs41
Las Vegas Raiders14Final
Los Angeles Rams10
San Francisco 49ers31BAL @ MIA · Recap
A stunner: Miami wins 2nd straight, tops Ravens 22-10
— Tua Tagovailoa walked off the field, game ball in his injured left hand, and waved his arms to acknowledge the cheers.
ATL @ DAL · Recap
Prescott, Cowboys back on track with 43-3 rout of Falcons
— Dak Prescott and the Dallas Cowboys had already answered their worst showing of the season when the star quarterback took off on a fourth-down scramble near the goal line.
NO @ TEN · Recap
Titans' NFL-best winning streak now 6, edge Saints 23-21
— The Tennessee Titans want to stack up wins, not style points.
JAX @ IND · Recap
Taylor's big day, blocked punt lead Colts past Jaguars 23-17
— Jonathan Taylor's gashing runs and a blocked punt helped the Indianapolis Colts open with a flourish Sunday. Then their defense held tight for the final three quarters.
CLE @ NE · Recap
Jones tosses 3 TDs, Mayfield hurt as Pats beat Browns 45-7
— A month ago, the New England Patriots were 2-4 and appeared headed for a second straight season of irrelevance.
BUF @ NYJ · Recap
Allen, Bills D dominate White, Jets in 45-17 rout
— Josh Allen and the Buffalo Bills heard it all after an embarrassing loss last week to Jacksonville.