Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs 100.5-69.6 Even the Losers
1-0 / 0-1
Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs handled Even the Losers 100.5-69.6. Lambeau-coded. No drama. Just a win that looked like it had a plan.
The desk
Week 1 recap
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League desk
Week 1 is in the books. Green Bay would have closed this clean. Minnesota would have made it a podcast. Bye Week posted the high score at 129.5. Closest matchup: Michelob Ultra Peterson vs Physical Therapy Needed (0.5 pts).
Winners
Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs, The Seel Is Broken, The Hitmen, Physical Therapy Needed, Team Fantasm, and Bye Week
Losers
Even the Losers, Bud Light Berto, Mediocre Bacon Slinger, Michelob Ultra Peterson, Team Randy, and Team Nolltron
Biggest win
Team Nolltron 98.4 - 129.5 Bye Week
31.1 point margin
Closest matchup
Michelob Ultra Peterson 91.7 - 92.3 Physical Therapy Needed
0.5 point margin
Top scorers
- Kyler Murray · QB · Bye Week33.6
- Patrick Mahomes · QB · Team Fantasm33.3
- Jalen Hurts · QB · The Seel Is Broken28.8
- Dak Prescott · QB · The Hitmen27.4
- Tom Brady · QB · Team Nolltron 27.2
How the matchups went
The Seel Is Broken 119.1-92.6 Bud Light Berto
1-0 / 0-1
The Seel Is Broken handled Bud Light Berto 119.1-92.6. This is how you close. Minnesota is taking notes and then losing them.
The Hitmen 96.6-88.6 Mediocre Bacon Slinger
1-0 / 0-1
The Hitmen beat Mediocre Bacon Slinger 96.6-88.6. Lambeau energy: make a plan and keep it. Purple energy: hope and a horn.
Michelob Ultra Peterson 91.7-92.3 Physical Therapy Needed
0-1 / 1-0
Physical Therapy Needed squeaked past Michelob Ultra Peterson 92.3-91.7. The Vikings would have found a way to fumble this in the last two minutes.
Team Randy 86.4-101.8 Team Fantasm
0-1 / 1-0
Team Fantasm beat Team Randy 101.8-86.4. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.
Team Nolltron 98.4-129.5 Bye Week
0-1 / 1-0
Bye Week handled Team Nolltron 129.5-98.4. The Packers would have enjoyed this. The Vikings would have called it a learning experience.
NFL highlights
Regular Season · Week 1
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final
Dallas Cowboys29
Tampa Bay Buccaneers31Final
Philadelphia Eagles32
Atlanta Falcons6Final
Pittsburgh Steelers23
Buffalo Bills16Final/OT
Minnesota Vikings24
Cincinnati Bengals27Final
San Francisco 49ers41
Detroit Lions33Final
Arizona Cardinals38
Tennessee Titans13Final
Seattle Seahawks28
Indianapolis Colts16Final
Los Angeles Chargers20
Washington16Final
New York Jets14
Carolina Panthers19Final
Jacksonville Jaguars21
Houston Texans37Final
Cleveland Browns29
Kansas City Chiefs33Final
Miami Dolphins17
New England Patriots16Final
Green Bay Packers3
New Orleans Saints38Final
Denver Broncos27
New York Giants13Final
Chicago Bears14
Los Angeles Rams34Final/OT
Baltimore Ravens27
Las Vegas Raiders33DAL @ TB · Recap
Brady throws for 379 yards, 4 TDs, Bucs beat Cowboys 31-29
— Tom Brady and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers didn't flinch.
PHI @ ATL · Recap
New era in Philly: Hurts 3 TDs, Eagles rout Falcons 32-6
— The start of a new era couldn't have gone much better for the Philadelphia Eagles.
PIT @ BUF · Recap
Steelers rally to beat Bills 23-16 to open season
— Knowing it was going to take the Steelers' new-look offense time to find its footing, Ben Roethlisberger was counting on Pittsburgh’s defense to keep the score close.
MIN @ CIN · Recap
Vikings have plenty to clean up after OT loss to Bengals
— The Minnesota Vikings overcame a choppy start to storm back and tie the game after regulation against the Cincinnati Bengals.
SF @ DET · Recap
49ers build 28-point lead, hold on for 41-33 win over Lions
— Nick Bosa was ready to kick back and relax while the San Francisco 49ers coasted to a season-opening victory.
ARI @ TEN · Recap
Murray gets 5 TDs, Jones 5 sacks as Cards rout Titans 38-13
— Kylar Murray provided a dazzling hint of how much better he might be in his third NFL season. Chandler Jones made it very clear why the Arizona Cardinals need to sign him to the new contract he wants — and soon.