Week 5 recap

Bye Week handled Did you CeeDee'z? 103.1-62. That is Packers football: take the lead, keep the lead, go home.

Mediocre Bacon Slinger squeaked past Team Randy 98.6-95.3. A one-score game is where the Vikings usually file the paperwork for another collapse.

The Seel Is Broken handled Mourning Mayfield 99.8-70.8. This is how you close. Minnesota is taking notes and then losing them.

Bud Light Berto handled Even the Losers 119.8-87.4. The Packers would have enjoyed this. The Vikings would have called it a learning experience.

Team Fantasm beat Uncle Ricos '82 State Champs 105.7-88.6. The Packers would already have a script. The Vikings would already have an excuse.

Mr Unlimited squeaked past The Hitmen 104.2-99.4. Minnesota energy: loud until it mattered, then a new documentary about what went wrong.