12 Yards to the Toilet 113.6-97.3 Bye Week
1-0 / 0-1
12 Yards to the Toilet beat Bye Week 113.6-97.3. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.
The desk
Week 5 recap
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League desk
Week 5 is in the books. SKOL is not a strategy, and neither is hoping the other guy misses. Team Even the Losers posted the high score at 125.1. Closest matchup: Team Even the Losers vs Bud Light Berto (2.3 pts).
Winners
12 Yards to the Toilet, Chubby Johnson, Mourning Mayfield , Team Even the Losers, Team fantasm, and Team Larson
Losers
Bye Week, Team Randy, 1990s Buffalo Bills, Bud Light Berto, Captain Kamaraca, and Seeing Ghosts Out There
Biggest win
1990s Buffalo Bills 53.2 - 120.3 Mourning Mayfield
67.1 point margin
Closest matchup
Team Even the Losers 125.1 - 122.9 Bud Light Berto
2.3 point margin
Top scorers
- Aaron Jones · RB · Mourning Mayfield 42.2
- Deshaun Watson · QB · Team Even the Losers41.7
- Christian McCaffrey · RB · Team Randy41.7
- Will Fuller V · WR · Bud Light Berto39.7
- Eagles D/ST · D/ST · Team fantasm32
How the matchups went
Chubby Johnson 108.7-103.7 Team Randy
1-0 / 0-1
Chubby Johnson squeaked past Team Randy 108.7-103.7. A one-score game is where the Vikings usually file the paperwork for another collapse.
1990s Buffalo Bills 53.2-120.3 Mourning Mayfield
0-1 / 1-0
Mourning Mayfield handled 1990s Buffalo Bills 120.3-53.2. The Packers would have enjoyed this. The Vikings would have called it a learning experience.
Team Even the Losers 125.1-122.9 Bud Light Berto
1-0 / 0-1
Team Even the Losers squeaked past Bud Light Berto 125.1-122.9. Close games are where Green Bay stays boring on purpose and Minnesota starts a podcast.
Captain Kamaraca 104.6-114.2 Team fantasm
0-1 / 1-0
Team fantasm beat Captain Kamaraca 114.2-104.6. The Packers would already have a script. The Vikings would already have an excuse.
Seeing Ghosts Out There 94-116.3 Team Larson
0-1 / 1-0
Team Larson beat Seeing Ghosts Out There 116.3-94. Green Bay would call this Wednesday. Minnesota would call it destiny.
NFL highlights
Regular Season · Week 5
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final
Los Angeles Rams29
Seattle Seahawks30Final
Arizona Cardinals26
Cincinnati Bengals23Final
Buffalo Bills14
Tennessee Titans7Final
Chicago Bears21
Oakland Raiders24Final
Tampa Bay Buccaneers24
New Orleans Saints31Final
Minnesota Vikings28
New York Giants10Final
New York Jets6
Philadelphia Eagles31Final/OT
Baltimore Ravens26
Pittsburgh Steelers23Final
New England Patriots33
Washington7Final
Jacksonville Jaguars27
Carolina Panthers34Final
Atlanta Falcons32
Houston Texans53Final
Denver Broncos20
Los Angeles Chargers13Final
Green Bay Packers34
Dallas Cowboys24Final
Indianapolis Colts19
Kansas City Chiefs13Final
Cleveland Browns3
San Francisco 49ers31
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