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Week 1 recap

League of Champions/2019 · Week 13ESPN

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Week 1 is in the books. Green Bay would have closed this clean. Minnesota would have made it a podcast. Team Even the Losers posted the high score at 138.8. Closest matchup: Team fantasm vs Bud Light Berto (4.7 pts).

Winners

Team Randy, 12 Yards to the Toilet, Chubby Johnson, Bud Light Berto, Team Even the Losers, and Captain Kamaraca

Losers

Bye Week, Mourning Mayfield , 1990s Buffalo Bills, Team fantasm, Team Larson, and Seeing Ghosts Out There

Biggest win

Team Even the Losers 138.8 - 91.3 Team Larson

47.5 point margin

Closest matchup

Team fantasm 87.1 - 91.9 Bud Light Berto

4.7 point margin

Top scorers

  • Sammy Watkins · WR · Bye Week37.8
  • Lamar Jackson · QB · Seeing Ghosts Out There33.6
  • Austin Ekeler · RB · Bud Light Berto33.4
  • Dak Prescott · QB · Seeing Ghosts Out There33.4
  • Christian McCaffrey · RB · Team Randy32.9

How the matchups went

Team Randy 114.2-100.7 Bye Week

1-0 / 0-1

Team Randy beat Bye Week 114.2-100.7. SKOL is warming up in the parking lot. That is not a good sign for anyone involved.

12 Yards to the Toilet 71.7-49.9 Mourning Mayfield

1-0 / 0-1

12 Yards to the Toilet beat Mourning Mayfield 71.7-49.9. SKOL is warming up in the parking lot. That is not a good sign for anyone involved.

Chubby Johnson 99.7-61.8 1990s Buffalo Bills

1-0 / 0-1

Chubby Johnson handled 1990s Buffalo Bills 99.7-61.8. Lambeau-coded. No drama. Just a win that looked like it had a plan.

Team fantasm 87.1-91.9 Bud Light Berto

0-1 / 1-0

Bud Light Berto squeaked past Team fantasm 91.9-87.1. The Vikings would have found a way to fumble this in the last two minutes.

Team Even the Losers 138.8-91.3 Team Larson

1-0 / 0-1

Team Even the Losers handled Team Larson 138.8-91.3. The Packers would have enjoyed this. The Vikings would have called it a learning experience.

Captain Kamaraca 102.7-94.5 Seeing Ghosts Out There

1-0 / 0-1

Captain Kamaraca beat Seeing Ghosts Out There 102.7-94.5. The Packers would already have a script. The Vikings would already have an excuse.

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