Bye Week 90.6-87.8 Team Stodolka
1-0 / 0-1
Bye Week squeaked past Team Stodolka 90.6-87.8. Close games are where Green Bay stays boring on purpose and Minnesota starts a podcast.
The desk
League desk
Week 2 is in the books. SKOL is not a strategy, and neither is hoping the other guy misses. SKOL and Bones posted the high score at 132.2. Closest matchup: Bye Week vs Team Stodolka (2.8 pts).
Winners
Bye Week, 1990s Buffalo Bills, SKOL and Bones, Bud Light Berto, Whats Hunt Mahomie?, and Team Even the Losers
Losers
Team Stodolka, Team Randy, The Cook Burned The Season, Team Larson, Team fantasm, and Willy and the Big Johnson
Biggest win
Willy and the Big Johnson 58.3 - 112.1 Team Even the Losers
53.7 point margin
Closest matchup
Bye Week 90.6 - 87.8 Team Stodolka
2.8 point margin
Top scorers
Bye Week 90.6-87.8 Team Stodolka
1-0 / 0-1
Bye Week squeaked past Team Stodolka 90.6-87.8. Close games are where Green Bay stays boring on purpose and Minnesota starts a podcast.
1990s Buffalo Bills 109.7-78.4 Team Randy
1-0 / 0-1
1990s Buffalo Bills handled Team Randy 109.7-78.4. Lambeau-coded. No drama. Just a win that looked like it had a plan.
The Cook Burned The Season 100.7-132.2 SKOL and Bones
0-1 / 1-0
SKOL and Bones handled The Cook Burned The Season 132.2-100.7. This is how you close. Minnesota is taking notes and then losing them.
Bud Light Berto 98.7-80.1 Team Larson
1-0 / 0-1
Bud Light Berto beat Team Larson 98.7-80.1. SKOL is warming up in the parking lot. That is not a good sign for anyone involved.
Whats Hunt Mahomie? 124.4-75.6 Team fantasm
1-0 / 0-1
Whats Hunt Mahomie? handled Team fantasm 124.4-75.6. Lambeau-coded. No drama. Just a win that looked like it had a plan.
Willy and the Big Johnson 58.3-112.1 Team Even the Losers
0-1 / 1-0
Team Even the Losers handled Willy and the Big Johnson 112.1-58.3. The Packers would have enjoyed this. The Vikings would have called it a learning experience.
NFL highlights
Scores, recaps, and touchdowns from the same NFL week.
Final
Baltimore Ravens23
Cincinnati Bengals34Final
Carolina Panthers24
Atlanta Falcons31Final
Los Angeles Chargers31
Buffalo Bills20Final/OT
Minnesota Vikings29
Green Bay Packers29Final
Houston Texans17
Tennessee Titans20Final
Cleveland Browns18
New Orleans Saints21Final
Miami Dolphins20
New York Jets12Final
Kansas City Chiefs42
Pittsburgh Steelers37Final
Philadelphia Eagles21
Tampa Bay Buccaneers27Final
Indianapolis Colts21
Washington Redskins9Final
Arizona Cardinals0
Los Angeles Rams34Final
Detroit Lions27
San Francisco 49ers30Final
Oakland Raiders19
Denver Broncos20Final
New England Patriots20
Jacksonville Jaguars31Final
New York Giants13
Dallas Cowboys20Final
Seattle Seahawks17
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